Hells Angels outside my house

A gang of them, they ride round and round the house, throw things at
the window, shout abuse at me, one is Australian riding a "girl's"
bike, the other looks real mean with his beautiful girlfriend in black
leathers pillion.
I am *scared* but what can I do?

 

Shoot them. They hate that.

--
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botafo t#50 f#03 YTC #15 bbb #6 apostle [kotl]
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"Brace yourselves ladies, I'm coming in dry"

 

you don't drive a white Nissan Micra perchance?

 

Make a pot of tea, then invite them in for a nice cup of tea, a sit down
and some biscuits.

Perhaps some petit fours or battenberg will sweeten them.

Failing that, call the friggin police.[1]

Or shoot them, they really don't like that and will go away.

HTH, HAND etc

[1]Are the frigging police similar to the fashion police?

 

<fx: goes to get cloth to clean up screen>

Buzby

 

Go out and offer yourself to the one without a girlfriend.

--

Dave

GS 850 x2 / SE 6a
SbS#6? DIAABTCOD#16 APOSTLE#16? FUB#3
FUB KotL OSOS#12? UKRMMA#19

 

Glad somebody understood it

 

Your usenet posts are not emails. Your usenet posts are not private.
Your use of multiple exclamation marks shows you to be a fool.

hth

 

I fear this may be a scam - PCD normally posts from a demon address, and
the words being put into the mouth of this hotmail representation don't
seem to me to be consistent with Paul's general view or tone.

 

ROFL.

 

Lean out of the window and shout the following:

"**** off you big, fat, middle aged, hairy cunts. Why don't you go and
get some proper bikes."

Now keep your head out of the window for the next 10 minutes.

 

Nothing. Generally Hell's Angels only give grief to someone who has upset
them - I'm friends with a few round here, and they are a great bunch of guys
particularly when pissed

Perhaps the Australian took offense at you calling his bike a girls one? Or
perhaps he didn't like you ogling his passenger?

Hellraiser...........>

 

They cant be 'Hells Angels', as proper HAs only go round in knackered
old transit vans, with their hardtail chopper project in a permanent
state of rebuilding.
Alan.

 

Paul C. Dickie was seen penning the following ode to ... whatever:

Take down the sign 'Free Beer'.

 

That's because the Royal Borough of Kingston troll is at work again.
Mr Sossidge Factory, I believe.

He posted as me using a Hotmail account as well a few weeks back.

 

*splutter*

nice

 

On 26 Aug 2003 02:08:47 -0700 in uk.rec.motorcycles,

Cover up those crossed-out motorcycle helmets you have painted on the
wing of your car.

 

"One is Australian"
Ah, you've met Bruce.

"The other..."
So, let me get this straight, there's only 2 of them (girls can't join the
Hell Angels)? Some gang....

Get the baseball bat out...

 

It is indeed a silly prank -- just look at the NNTP-Posting-Host:

whois -h whois.ripe.net 213.48.46.141

inetnum: 213.48.46.128 - 213.48.46.191
netname: ROYAL-BOROUGH-KINGSTON
descr: INTERNET
country: GB
admin-c: TWIP1-RIPE
tech-c: TWIP2-RIPE
status: ASSIGNED PA
mnt-by: AS5462-MNT
remarks: report abuse to
remarks: All reports via other channels will be ignored.
changed: 20020709
source: RIPE

route: 213.48.0.0/16
descr: Telewest Broadband
descr: UK Broadband ISP
origin: AS5462
notify:
mnt-by: AS5462-MNT
remarks: report abuse to
remarks: All reports via other channels will be ignored.
changed: 20020709
source: RIPE

role: Telewest Broadband IP Network Services
address: Genesis Business Park
address: Albert Drive
address: Woking
address: Surrey UK
address: GU21 5RW
e-mail:
admin-c: JH15424-RIPE
tech-c: AH15306-RIPE
tech-c: DR1307-RIPE
tech-c: DS15504-RIPE
tech-c: KJ2418-RIPE
tech-c: MG645-RIPE
tech-c: SA3620-RIPE
tech-c: SB5110-RIPE
tech-c: SL3595-RIPE
nic-hdl: TWIP1-RIPE
notify:
mnt-by: AS5462-MNT
changed: 20030820
source: RIPE

role: Telewest Broadband Business Internet
address: Genesis Business Park
address: Albert Drive
address: Woking
address: Surrey UK
address: GU21 5RW
e-mail:
admin-c: JH15424-RIPE
tech-c: LM5500-RIPE
tech-c: MB34455-RIPE
nic-hdl: TWIP2-RIPE
notify:
mnt-by: as5462-mnt
changed: 20030103
source: RIPE

 

That would explain how they can ride 'round and round' it.

Colin Bignell