heh, how cool was that.....oh arse...

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Doesnotcompute, Sep 28, 2003.

  1. Wandering thru Preston last evening, and there's a rather nice trike sat
    burbling at xroad traffic lights. Pilot up front, 2 girlies on rear bench.

    Lights change, rev rev rev, up comes the front wheel as pilot dumps the
    clutch, lovely set of sparks coming off the back, so I guess there's
    some Ti plating going on. Drops it back down 100 yards later to slow
    down for the gatso. Very nice and very crowd pleasing.

    Shame there was a dark blue mondeo sat 4 cars back on one of the other
    legs of the xroad. Dark blue with no real markings, but a nice set of
    blue lights on top.Said lights were illuminated as they pull round the
    traffic thru the red lights and off in pursuit.

    If the trike pilot knew the area and clocked the blues flashing in his
    mirrors, he had 2 or maybe 3 escape routes and the trike looked quick.
    However let's face it, even out running them and hiding is much much
    harder on a very very obvious trike!

    Oh well....
     
    Doesnotcompute, Sep 28, 2003
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    Cane Guest

    Cane, Sep 28, 2003
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  3. What's worse, is that it's by choice, for now.
    Still I generally avoid the city centre as it's crap, but I was kind of
    obligated to go last night - employee leaving do.

    The added entertainment was almost worth it though.
     
    Doesnotcompute, Sep 28, 2003
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    Onejob Guest

    Where's Preston. Is it somewhere "up North"?
     
    Onejob, Sep 28, 2003
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    Onejob Guest

    Onejob, Sep 28, 2003
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    Cane Guest

    Cane, Sep 28, 2003
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    Onejob Guest

    Try kneeling. You can do so much more.
     
    Onejob, Sep 28, 2003
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    deadmail Guest

    If you like. It'll cost you 30- if you want me to pass some
    back to you when I kiss you afterwards though.
     
    deadmail, Sep 28, 2003
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  10. Doesnotcompute

    Onejob Guest

    Swallow and take it like a man.

    (someone find me a bucket, I feel ill)
     
    Onejob, Sep 28, 2003
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    deadmail Guest

    What, you feel ill at the thought of your own? How strange.

    Surely you tried to suck your own cock when you were in your
    teens?
     
    deadmail, Sep 28, 2003
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  12. I couldn't then and although I haven't tried, I'm damn sure I can't now.
     
    The Older Gentleman, Sep 29, 2003
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    deadmail Guest

    You haven't? Bloody hell. What have you been spending your
    teenage years doing.

    From memory... if you get your knees over your head and
    place them against a wall you can use pressure of your legs
    against the wall to bend your spine a little further. Good
    luck.
     
    deadmail, Sep 29, 2003
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