Health & safety silliness

Our H&S bod has instructed us to notify her if we decide to change our
computer mouse(s) (mice?) in order that a new workstation risk
assessment may be carried out.

Now there must be some mileage in this......

 

TOG@toil, ,

Hang yourself with the mouse cord to see if she gets into trouble.

 

The place I sometimes work on site at has a system whereby they can
'spy' on your machine (and take it over remotely to sort out
configuration problems). Sure she hasn't picked up a sudden increase in
potentially risky violent mouse movement as a result of 'irritating
games' ?
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flash came up with the following;:

Trip over a particularly long, or poorly installed, mouse cord ...

 

To: H&S
Subject: New shoes

Guys,

I have recently changed the footwear I use whilst in the office.
Could you please send someone to advise me whether it is compliant with
the current H&S policy.

Thanks,

TOG.

P.S. Hurry, I really need to go to the toilet but I don't want to move
incase I hurt myself.

 

Do you still have that fuel can under your desk?


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Use a ridiculously short mouse cord and see if you eventually get RSI.

 

Draw some eyes & a nose on the end of a Tampax & hang it from a USB
port.

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DoetNietComputeren wibbled:

I'm waiting patiently in great anticipation for this one to take off. I
trust we'll not be disappointed

 

Indeed.

In fact, if TOG uses a desktop, and it's under his desk, this mouse
thing could be a perfect trigger!


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<TOG@toil>; <>; <>
wrote in message

"
From: TOG@Work
To: All
Subject: H&S Career Maintenance

For fucks sake, can't we give this insane bint something else to do to keep
her busy? It's bad enough that she hasn't spotted the can of petrol under my
desk...

"

 

Please tell me it was a printed memo so you can cut yourself on it.

 

You need a morning mouse and an afternoon mouse. Swap at lunch time.

I bet she gets fed up before you.

 

<TOG@toil>; <>;

I suggest that you obtain a real, live mouse. Thether it to the computer
and then request the risk assessment....................

 

You could ask her if she could recommend a safe mouse, preferably one
that doesn't squeak as it moves.

 

Oh, she is fun isn't she

Christ, your the journo, you should know the plural of mouse.
Next you will be asking the plural of dice !

Easy, its IT kit, you need to have a standard part supplied by your IT
department that has ben tested to conform to ISO9182/33.7

 

<TOG@toil>; <>; <>
wrote in message

She's going to look fucking stupid with a hundred 'puter mice shoved up her
arse, isn't she? Even more stupid if she's holding a petrol can too.


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Get one of these:

http://www.videogamereview.com/sf-1/pid-20301403/productpagecrx.aspx

"Assess this."

Later, "It just leaped off the desk. Why didn't you warn me? I think I've
sprained my wrist..."