Headline of the week

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by The Older Gentleman, Sep 18, 2007.

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    The Older Gentleman Guest

    In yesterday's 'Times'.

    "More money needed for gambling addicts"

    Well, er, yes, that would help.

    I'm waiting for "More drugs needed for drug addicts".
     
    The Older Gentleman, Sep 18, 2007
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    platypus Guest

    Don't be silly. The money is actually needed to enable the building of
    super-casinos all over the UK.
     
    platypus, Sep 18, 2007
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    Wicked Uncle Nigel Guest

    Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, The Older
    Two juxtaposed headlines in today's Torygraph made me smile:

    "Let's not talk about sex"

    "Oh hell - they've put it in the wrong place"

    Disappointingly, the second story related to the building of a school in
    Africa.

    --
    Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
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    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Sep 18, 2007
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    Roger Hunt Guest

    platypus wrote
    We need more Opium dens and we need them now.
     
    Roger Hunt, Sep 19, 2007
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