he history of the MFH <g>

Discussion in 'Texas Bikers' started by BJayKana, Jun 5, 2006.

  1. BJayKana

    BJayKana Guest

    What the pluck..........
    Middle Finger History aka MFH
            Well, now......here's something I never knew
    before, and now that I know it, I feel compelled to send it on to my
    more intelligent friends in the hope that they, too, will feel edified.
    Isn't history more fun when you know something about it?
            Before the Battle of Agincourt in 1415, the
    French, anticipating victory over the English, proposed to cut off the
    middle finger of all captured English soldiers. Without the middle
    finger it would be impossible to draw the renowned English longbow and
    therefore they would be incapable of fighting in the future. This famous
    English longbow was made of the native English Yew tree, and the act of
    drawing the longbow was known as "plucking the yew" (or "pluck yew").
            Much to the bewilderment of the French, the
    English won a major upset and began mocking the French by waving their
    middle fingers at the defeated French, saying, See, we can still pluck
    yew!
            Since 'pluck yew' is rather difficult to say,
    the difficult consonant cluster at the beginning has gradually changed
    to a
    labiodentals
    fricative F', and thus the words often used in conjunction with the
    one-finger-salute!
            It is also because of the pheasant feathers on
    the arrows used with the longbow that the symbolic gesture is known as
    "giving the bird."
    And yew thought yew knew everything!!

    'Ya'll take care'' --BJAY--
     
    BJayKana, Jun 5, 2006
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  2. Although an interesting story, its not quite true. However if you watch the
    British comedy you will notice that they use two fingers instead of the
    American 1. The two finger salute would give more credit to the story than
    the single finger. However follow the link and you'll see why this
    interesting story is not quite true.

    http://www.snopes.com/language/apocryph/pluckyew.htm
    --
    Elmer McKeegan

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    What the pluck..........
    Middle Finger History aka MFH
    Well, now......here's something I never knew
    before, and now that I know it, I feel compelled to send it on to my
    more intelligent friends in the hope that they, too, will feel edified.
    Isn't history more fun when you know something about it?
    Before the Battle of Agincourt in 1415, the
    French, anticipating victory over the English, proposed to cut off the
    middle finger of all captured English soldiers. Without the middle
    finger it would be impossible to draw the renowned English longbow and
    therefore they would be incapable of fighting in the future. This famous
    English longbow was made of the native English Yew tree, and the act of
    drawing the longbow was known as "plucking the yew" (or "pluck yew").
    Much to the bewilderment of the French, the
    English won a major upset and began mocking the French by waving their
    middle fingers at the defeated French, saying, See, we can still pluck
    yew!
    Since 'pluck yew' is rather difficult to say,
    the difficult consonant cluster at the beginning has gradually changed
    to a
    labiodentals
    fricative F', and thus the words often used in conjunction with the
    one-finger-salute!
    It is also because of the pheasant feathers on
    the arrows used with the longbow that the symbolic gesture is known as
    "giving the bird."
    And yew thought yew knew everything!!

    'Ya'll take care'' --BJAY--
     
    Elmer McKeegan, Jun 6, 2006
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  3. BJayKana

    BJayKana Guest

    (Elmer McKeegan)
    Although an interesting story, its not quite
    Although an interesting story, its not quite true. However if you watch
    the British comedy you will notice that they use two fingers instead of
    the American 1. The two finger salute would give more credit to the
    story than the single finger. However follow the link and you'll see why
    this interesting story is not quite true.
    http://www.snopes.com/language/apocryph/pluckyew.htm
    -Elmer McKeegan


    Yow, that's a good version as well.
    But I think all 'us' southern boys, know the real deal about
    ‘‘giving the fanger-’’ and the instrumental use, of that
    particular, mid fanger. heh-heh

    'Ya'll take care'' --BJAY--
     
    BJayKana, Jun 6, 2006
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  4. BJayKana

    RL Guest

    Obcene gestures come in many "finger forms".
    Making a circle out of our thumb and index finger with the other 3 fingers
    raised, means "OK" to us here in the US. That doesn't necessarily apply to
    other countries though.
    When Joe and I were stationed in Germany, a German friend told me not to
    make that particular finger signal (the OK sign), because to them it meant I
    was calling the other person an "asshole". She told me this *after* I had
    already made that mistake and wondered why the German in another vehicle had
    gotten so irrate after I signaled "OK" to him, when he motioned me to go on
    ahead of him. She said it would have been better to flip him off, because
    he probably would have found that humorous. Go figure.

    Like the saying goes, "When in Rome...."

    As for the MF Salute, if someone were to flip me the bird, I'd most likely
    give the "feather" back to them. They wouldn't be worth the whole bird. ;)
     
    RL, Jun 6, 2006
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  5. BJayKana

    BJayKana Guest



    Bjay,obcene gestures come in many "finger forms". Making a circle out of
    our thumb and index finger with the other 3 fingers raised, means "OK"
    to us here in the US. That doesn't necessarily apply to other countries
    though.
    When Joe and I were stationed in Germany, a German friend told me not to
    make that particular finger signal (the OK sign), because to them it
    meant I was calling the other person an "asshole". She told me this
    *after* I had already made that mistake and wondered why the German in
    another vehicle had gotten so irrate after I signaled "OK" to him, when
    he motioned me to go on ahead of him. She said it would have been better
    to flip him off, because he probably would have found that humorous. Go
    figure.
    Like the saying goes, "When in Rome...."
    As for the MF Salute, if someone were to flip me the bird, I'd most
    likely give the "feather" back to them. They wouldn't be worth the whole
    bird. ;) Sunny-



    That's funny, that you pissed off the german motorist, thinking you were
    being nice, and so 4th.
    Oh yow, I rmemeber, the first I'd heard that other cultures don't think
    our good ole USA ''hand gesture OK'' is OKAY.
    was when our troops arrived over there in the first Gulf War, in 1990.
    They were told to not go around doing the ''okay sign'', that it was the
    sign of calling them an assHole.
    I think I recall that the ''OKay sign'' was started by the GI's in WWII.
    bjay-

    --
     
    BJayKana, Jun 6, 2006
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