Haynes book of lies

Discussion in 'Australian Motorcycles' started by JL, Nov 10, 2005.

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    JL Guest

    (Stolen from UKRM)

    Haynes have released a manual on how to maintain women:

    http://www.haynes.co.uk/webapp/wcs/...nView?langId=-1&storeId=10001&catalogId=10001

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    Haynes Publishing has, for more than forty years, helped people keep
    their cars on the road in countries all over the world by publishing
    maintenance manuals, but the latest title Women: all models, shapes,
    sizes and colours is intended to help men understand what's going on
    under a woman's bonnet, unravelling the mysteries of 'women's problems'.

    Although women's health may seem far removed from the mechanics of a
    car, The Woman manual makes important comparisons between women's bodies
    and the beloved car. This book will demonstrate how she can maintain her
    bodywork in optimum condition, prevent corrosion of vital parts, pass
    her MOT and keep her engine perfectly tuned.

    ===
    OH dear !
     
    JL, Nov 10, 2005
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    Toosmoky Guest

    That'd make "Zen and the art of motorcycle maintenance" look like "My
    pet goat"...
     
    Toosmoky, Nov 10, 2005
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    Knobdoodle Guest

    X-No-archive: yes
    JL wrote in message
    ?!!?
    Clem
     
    Knobdoodle, Nov 10, 2005
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    JL Guest

    I think we need to ask BT ...

    JL
    (you spray things to prevent corrosion right ?)
     
    JL, Nov 10, 2005
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    Mad-Biker Guest

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    Smee R1100s Guest

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    G-S Guest

    ROFLOL

    G-S
     
    G-S, Nov 10, 2005
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    sharkey Guest

    Including vague instructions for fabricating imitations of the
    factory tools.

    -----sharks ("Here's one I prepared earlier ...")
     
    sharkey, Nov 10, 2005
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