(Stolen from UKRM) Haynes have released a manual on how to maintain women: [URL]http://www.haynes.co.uk/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/BookFeature_womanView?langId=-1&storeId=10001&catalogId=10001[/URL] === Haynes Publishing has, for more than forty years, helped people keep their cars on the road in countries all over the world by publishing maintenance manuals, but the latest title Women: all models, shapes, sizes and colours is intended to help men understand what's going on under a woman's bonnet, unravelling the mysteries of 'women's problems'. Although women's health may seem far removed from the mechanics of a car, The Woman manual makes important comparisons between women's bodies and the beloved car. This book will demonstrate how she can maintain her bodywork in optimum condition, prevent corrosion of vital parts, pass her MOT and keep her engine perfectly tuned. === OH dear !