Has Rope moved tro essex?

Not blaming him mind but the places he lives. They have had My Baby's CG
off the front drive during the night.


Fucking thieving cunts.


Pity they didn't take the VT really cos at least that is insured.

 

That's just rude.

Boo.

 

I'm sorry to here that.

No doubt that could be arranged.

 

darsy wrote

The sort that thinks that a bike without steering lock, mirrors and in
an obviously unroadworthy condition might, just might, act as a simple
deterrent to local opportunist scrotes who also do burglarising as a
sideline and might have decided the old git who lives at #3 is an easy
target.


I tell you, if I had the money I would park a nice desirable scoot or
off-roader there and fill it with trackers. But I ain't so I have just
got to wait until some fat **** trips over the scrotes accidentally
while shopping for donuts.

Today I am feeling mostly angry.

 

darsy wrote

Yes indeed but...[1]

They tend to nick within 1k of where they ride and they don't ride
within 10 of here so that is not a crime we (probably) don't have to
deal with locally. Drive-by nickings of bikes seems to be the rule this
side of the A127: two skateboards, tens seconds, into the back of a van
and gone, that sort of thing.



[1] I am becoming far too much of an expert on this shit for my own
liking.

 

Came back from work last night, and found my boy had left his 125 on
the front drive, unlocked, in the dark *again*. Gave him a royal
bollocking, and told him that if the fucking thing was nicked, then
he'd be fucked as regards college and his social life, and this fucker
wouldn't fucking buy him another one.

 

wrote

Yebbut he is "TOG's Kid", if he doesn't stand to make money on an
insurance pay out then you have failed as a father. And I would have to
revise my opinions about you as a role model as well.

 

steve auvache says...

Again? You didn't have it chained up?

 

It's not insured for theft......

 

Lozzo wrote

No. I was going to get round to it but didn't. TBH life seems to be
all about working, sleeping, getting stuff nicked and bugger all else at
the moment and I am not enjoying it.

 

TOG@toil, , wibbled:

That's your parental function is it not - TOG Underwriting?

Besides, you'd very quickly get fed up with the whinging, requests for
taxi services etc etc

 

What side of the A127, north or south?

David

 

David Thomas wrote

North.

 

Phew! I'm south.

I haven't had to worry about anyone stealing my motorcycle for the last two
years because I had a RE Bullet, now I'm getting a ER-5.... er so still no
worries then.

David

 

How can they egg the inside of the windows if they break them?

Actually, I've been thinking about rope a few times recently.

Rope: don't you live somewhere around Newark?

 

S'okay Rope, I'm watching him too...
Careful what you say young whippersnapper.

 

Whatcha gonna do, newbie?

 

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