Harsh week resolutions

Try and entice some worthy belligerents into the group... if we're down to
goading cranky geriatrics from the UK, it might be time to play nice if only
to lure some fresh ones into the trap...

Oh, what the hell, let's see if this'll work, actually... Hey, Boxer!
Howard's a cock'e'd!

 

Ok folks Harsh week anniversary is rapidly approaching.
Have we made any resolutions?
I promise to antagonise and harrass crossposters from the UK about top
posting and give shit to Hatz as usual
What are you other Arseholes(tm coney) going to do?

 

Sod off Noddy!!

 

We have factional halves?!!?
Who's in mine?
Clem
(do I get one?)

 

No Clem, you get to stand outside the door with your face pressed
against the glass....

JL
(well it is harsh week/millenia/whatever)

 

You are a faction of halves Clem.

 

1. I promise to accuse everyone who has lost their keys of stealing the
bike.

2. I promise to mercilessly ridicule posts about the benefits of premium
unleaded, nitrogen in tyres or grey imports.

3. I promise to tell every new rider to buy a Virago, we all think they're
cool.

Should I put in any more? Something about recommending ZX7Rs to fathers
looking for the ideal first bike for their teenage sons?

--
Cheers
Dave (Mojo67)
FZR600 >> ZX6R Brisbane
http://users.bigpond.net.au/mojo67/mojo67.htm
I used to never be able to finish anything but now I

 

I promise to hang shit on anyone who mentions a Repsol paintjob!

 

Im painting my trike Repsol colors.

 

You stupid useless bull's tit [checks header and realises it's Biggus]....
ummm, never mind.
Clem

 

I promise to only post after drinking, and being constantly worried that
someone has hijacked my identity when I see what I posted, same as last
year.

Oh, and I promise to taunt special-interest groups, such as chalkie bikies,
clever cunts, fuckwits, postmen, smacks, IKs, legends, posers, hammos, etc

 

[feeling a bit left-out.....]

 

You ask like we're supposed to give a damn.
Smee, fug orf and jam you resolutions where the sun don't shine

Oooh, "Have we made a-n-y r-e-s-o-l-u-t-i-o-n-s?" Are you some sort of
needy wussbag? DO YOU NEED MY OKAY TO GO PEE PEE, SMEE?!?!

Up ya cahn!

 

hey, I got a mention. You bottom posting twonkdoodle



--
smack

people say I know **** nothing........

 

You ask like we're supposed to give a damn.
Smee, fug orf and jam you resolutions where the sun don't shine

Oh lah, dee, dah...let's celebrate harsh week....let us hold hands and skip
merrily around the maypole too! Happy, happy, joy, piss orf.

Oooh, "Have we made a-n-y r-e-s-o-l-u-t-i-o-n-s?" Are you some sort of
needy wussbag? DO YOU NEED MY OKAY TO GO PEE PEE, SMEE?!?!


Up ya cahn!

 

You ask like we're supposed to give a damn.
Smee, fug orf and jam you resolutions where the sun don't shine

Oh lah, dee, dah...let's celebrate harsh week....let us hold hands and skip
merrily around the maypole too! Happy, happy, joy, piss orf.

Oooh, "Have we made a-n-y r-e-s-o-l-u-t-i-o-n-s?" Are you some sort of
needy wussbag? DO YOU NEED MY OKAY TO GO PEE PEE, SMEE?!?!


Up ya cahn!

 

Damn you...got me so angry I repeated myself

 

Careful, or I'll buy an XJ and put a CHIPS fairing on it and THEN
paint it BIAGGI colors

 

There ain't no holding back during Harsh week.

You may now go pee pee.

 

It was a tad harsh!