So far today I've toddled off to A&E where they decided that I'd managed to remove what felt like a lump of concrete from my left eyeball and only scratched the eye when I was poking around, I've had the Tenere off road and despite the nearly slick Tourances I didn't fall off, Bedford won by 50 odd points in the rugby and England are battering Pakistan at cricket. I think I'll fire up the barbie, burn some meat and drink more beer before dozing off on the sofa for the evening.