Auntie Nina.
Woah! You'll be due a dark and evil slap for that, O Spic. All the best to the Dumpy Burd, however ;-)
Oi! No fucking birthday things, you know damn well it's cancelled due to lack of interest. You're just fishing for a slap. Well you're not fucking getting one. Oh and Happy Birthday to you as well.
That's what he wants. I shall just arrange for him to be given the full amount of birthday bumps the next time I see him. Ta. Having consulted with my leathers last weekend they'd like Dumpy Burd to be upgraded to When's it Due Burd? The scales chimed in, the clothes in the wardrobe shrank and I wondered what happened to that packet of chocolate digestives and felt I have to concur. There's a tale about lesbians, jump leads and a very nice man with an emery board from Saturday. But you'd tell it better than I would.
I was in HG in Cheltenham trying on a couple of pairs of trousers today. Fitted lovely until I tried to get them zipped up, failed miserably due to the enormity of my fat arse. **** I'm fat.
That's what I did but shortly after getting together, over about 40 weeks IIRC, she got enormous. Even with a bit a crash dieting she never got back down to her old size.
Looking at the time frame, I think that was probably your fault. Over the years, my wife has balooned several times, but easily drops down to her svelt size 10 with almost no effort. Gets her loads of stick, it does ;-) -- John SV650 Black it is and naked
sweller says... Steph went from a size 8 to size 16-18 in the space of about a year. Turned out her thyroid gland had packed up after having kids, quite common apparently. Once the doctors got her thyroxin levels sorted it was amazing how fast she went back to her normal size.
Well, 4 years later she's an 8 and looks like staying that way. She had 9 chocolate eggs for Easter and hasn't put on any weight.
In uk.rec.motorcycles, Muck amazed us all with this pearl of wisdom: Is it Lozzo's birthday as well? <Thinks> Yes, I remember this from last year, the little tinker. Happy birthday, Loz.
Happy birthday to the both of you. -- Adie (replace spam with nickname to reply) UKRM FAQ: http://www.ukrm.net/faq/ Triumph 955iSS / GSF1200 bandit / CG125 MRO#11 BOTAFOF#7 BOTAFOT#130 DIAABTCOD#17 MIB#24 YTC#16 BOB#15 ex-UKRMMA#22 BOMB#11
And not even looking a day over 29. -- Martin: "For a minute there, you bored me to death." VTR1000 Firestorm TDR250 http://ukrm.net/BIKES/Yamaha/tdr250.html martin dot smith nine zero three at ntlworld dot com
