Hands up all those that have never fallen off

<grin>

I knocked my instructor off his bike.

Quite disappointing compared to your scenario.

 

Assassinating the instructor might be considered rash by some, but
assassinating the examiner would be counter-productive.

--

Dave

GS 850 x2 / SE 6a
SbS#6 DIAABTCOD#16 APOSTLE#6 FUB#3
FUB KotL OSOS#12? UKRMMA#19

 

Wasn't that the weed-related incident, whereupon you declared that
stopping was dangerous and resolved to chug enthusiastically
thereafter?

 

On Wed, 14 Jan 2004 20:32:00 -0000, "David Thomas"
<> bored us all completely to
death with wittery prose along the lines of:

One of the gurls that I did my lessons [1] with, road up a chain fence
and ended up hooking the bike to it, by the brake lever.

[1] CSM in the Wimbledon dog track.

 

On Wed, 14 Jan 2004 22:45:07 +0000, steve auvache
<> bored us all completely to death with wittery
prose along the lines of:

Oy, steve, what's your real email addy?

 

Ooh, same age as me, although I didn't get my first bike until May '85.

 

David Thompson wrote:

Did you pass?

 

My mate, who I share the lockup with, was going to take his test on a
scabby old MZ 125 (I'd supplied) but as the crankcase seals were on the
way out [1] we decided for the test it maybe better if he hired one.

The GS125 with disc brake didn't require as much force as the wanked SLS
drum on the TS. He crashed on the emergency stop.

If you're going to fail, do it with a certain amount of panache.


[1] Smoked, ran, wouldn't idle, stalled, smoked a bit more, stalled
again then a pain to restart. Not exactly an ideal test bike.

 

Cab is stalking steve ... and everything is now complete.

 

On 15 Jan 2004 11:04:01 GMT, "sweller" <> bored
us all completely to death with wittery prose along the lines of:

I wish I bloody could, but he's not emailing me

 

Pip wrote

No. It was a plain and simple :I had just arrived at our destination
and was so happy that I could finally get off and stretch me legs that I
completely forgot to do that and fell over onto a dry stone wall.

I finally decided that stopping was dangerous enough for me to start
campaigning against it when I got run over by a London Transport Omnibus
whilst waiting in traffic one morning round the Aldgate.

I always chug enthusiastically, except for those occasions when I
enthusiastically chug.

 

Cab wrote

steve @ etc.

I know it is hard for you but think French.

 

Cab wrote

I didn't know I was supposed to.

When did this happen then? And how come I don't know about it? No ****
tells me anything round here, why am I always the last fucker to know
what is going on.

Snot fair.

 

On Thu, 15 Jan 2004 12:33:37 +0000, steve auvache
<> bored us all completely to death with wittery
prose along the lines of:

Heh, I can't think French! Whaddya think I am?

emailed, BTW.

 

Cab wrote

Not received.

 

On Thu, 15 Jan 2004 15:25:09 +0000, steve auvache
<> bored us all completely to death with wittery
prose along the lines of:

I'll have to sort it when I get home. I think there may be a problem
with my box. :-/

 

Okay then, is it .co.uk, .org.uk, .uk. I'm stumped.

 

Think French! Think French! Bloody 'ell. That's not bloody French!!!
I've been wracking my brains for something that's sticks out a bloody
mile!!!

 

Yep! Falling off actually calmed the nerves; faced with certain
failure what's left to worry about!

 

Cab wrote

<*sigh*>

..me.uk as per headers.