Hands up all those that have never fallen off

You can have her back when I've finished with her OK.

 

flashgorman wrote

I'd believe that if I thought you were capable of getting round a
corner.

Yes thanks.

 

I'm going to feel his tits.

 

Miserable git !

 

David Thomas wrote

Why didn't you say you weren't confident? Kinell you kids are as dumb
as **** aren't you.

If you are not confedent then there are only two solutions. One is to
ride more, the other is to stop. If riding more does not improve you
confidence then for the sake of my future insurance premiums please
stop.

If you had two mothers (one real one step perhaps) and wanted both of
them in say a girl on girl lesbian context would this be an Oedipums
complex?

 

Everyone knows the best way to take a corner is to straight line it. Real
men don't lean.

You're welcome

 

Wish I was a kid.

I'm doing the former and I am slowly getting there.

 

Looking on the bright side, you've come this far without getting killed.

Remember most crashes don't hurt that much and give you sparkiling anecdotes
for down the pub[1]


[1] Even if you have a really,really bad crash it will probably provide an
anecdote for *someone*

"Remember that time Dave Thomas hit that truck, *jesus* that was bad"
etc,etc.

 

VBG but welling up a bit at the same time

D

 

David Thomas wrote

Would you want you as your father though?

 

Well, the Guzzi incident was a moment of pure, unadulterated, neat, no
additives, as-it-comes, fuckwittery. It's also a long way to fall off
a Quota!

In all, on the road or other public places, I've fallen off, mostly
stupid disc-lock incidents, about four, maybe five times in the last
twenty-three years. But then I'm a wuss.

I did get taken out by a Range Rover twenty-two years ago as well.
That hurt.

I've only been injured on the road twice in all that time, which I
reckon is pretty fair.

 

On Wed, 14 Jan 2004 20:08:28 +0000,

Amateur.

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|_\_____/_| ..62661../..14297.../..3157./.19406
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Errrrrrrr nah

 

It's the result of all these new or infrequent posters who still
haven't quite got it yet... Ah.

<fx: shuffles dismally off>

 

class

 

I was exactly the same

 

Pip Luscher wrote

mwhid

 

I knocked my instructor off 10 mins before mine.

 

Pah! I low sided last year on a Dave Corden Advanced riding course [1]

[1] Purely voluntary you understand, Dave Corden makes no charge for
fuckups.

 

Ginge said...

Was she good looking? I suppose that's one way to overcome nerves, have
a good shag just beforehand.