Hamster down

After three months of stinking like Auvache the fat lazy fucker's
finally popped its clogs. Seven quid later and we have a new one with
the most enormous set of gonads outside the pages of Viz and by christ
it's hyperactive. If I hook a dynamo up to its wheel I could run most of
my block of flats.

Cue Rainbow Bridge link...

 

i hope you're going to get it a ball.

 

I thought you were on about Richard Hammond, he was amost down once.

Alan

 

Why would you have a small rodent in your flat anyway?

 

Already got one left over from the last one. Have to tame the little
bugger first, mind.

 

The last one didn't bite anyone, ever. A couple of exploratory probes,
but never actually bit. But she was fat, lazy and did pretty much
nothing but eat and sleep.

This new one, otoh, is completely mental. When I first saw it in the
shop it was licking its bollocks, then it put on a display of rodent
insanity that pretty much sealed the purchase.

 

Daughter's first one was called Nibbles, 'cos it did. The second was
called Nora Finger, for obvious reasons. I refused to go near the
loopy creature.

When I was a nipper, we had Hammy and even our cat was scared of it.

 

ITYM "was too well fed to risk eating something that might bite back".

Our small catette has just got to the stage of bringing in earthworms
and leaving them to dessicate on the hall/stairs carpet. Oh joy.

Phil.

 

I wondered that.

 

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