had an off today

cruzin home enjoying the ride until i get stuck behind a slow as all
**** silly ass camery branded cage get to the corner of my street less
than 50 meters from home camry goes 75% round the corner me close behind
leaning in to the left van coming the other way causes the camery ****
head to freakout and come to a dead stop me still leand in, cant
straighten up less end up in the front of the van coming the other way
to close to go round the left had to jab the brakes bang straight to the
deck. both cars stopped to help done my nanna at camry driver for being
such a fucking stupid **** thanked the other driver picked up the bike
and rolled it the the other 40 meters to home the misses heard it from
our place.
lost the left foot peg/gear lever, bar end, mirror the usual stuff
little body damage mostly pride

 

OK you get the prise for the longest sentence in aus.motorcycles this year.

The shift key is the one that creates capitals!

Boxer

 

He said he lost the gear lever!!!!!
MikeH

 

And I though I was good at butchering the queen's Engrish..

someone wish to translate?

mh

 

and the lesson for the riding day is ???

leave plenty of room, especially slow as feck, suspiciously erratic camry
drivers.

 

Ride up someone's arse, fall off your bike. Not rocket science is it?

Anyway, good you're not too badly hurt. Next time leave a gap - I'm sure
you're the first to abuse the crap out of anyone who drives up your bum,
yes?

Cheers,
Dave E (Sydney)

 

Bloody Triumph riders.

Beer mate?

Cheers,
Dave E (Sydney)
PS. Not doing the Snowy - have to pack up for a move mate. I'll let you
know dates.... hehe

 

i like that term "suspiciously erratic camry drivers"

sorry to all about my expression before it had just happened
and i was just so overjoyed that it had to spill over the sides

 

So your parole been withdrawn ?

Moving back into Long Bay ?

They'll be glad to see your sweet butt again LOL u honda-assed rider.

 

Well, you deserved it. I hope he sues you.

Theo

 

He's obviously a copper.

Theo

 

He followed a camry around a corner too closely and it was the camrys
fault when the camry stopped suddenly causing him to stop while leaned
over thus falling on the ground.

He sounds like a complete dickhead on top of being unable to write
clear english. (hint, dude, when you come to grief because someone in
front of you stops: its _your_ fault, don't go doing you nana at them)

 

you must be a camry driver

if anything it would be me sueing her

 

you dont come to a sudden stop while going round a perfectly clear
corner

 

This is just a personal opinion, not necessarily that of anyone else posting
to this ng.
I think you're a fucking idiot and shouldn't be allowed on the road. I
sincerely hope that your licence is suspended. Whilst you have some time to
spare you might go to your local TAFE college and do remedial English 101.

Regards

Theo

 

There's a reason why "braking in a corner" is a skill they test when you
go for your license (..or at least it was on the test when I got mine).

Nev..
'04 CBR1100XX

 

In aus.motorcycles on 7 Nov 2006 13:39:54 -0800

as far as I can tell it is

"I was following too close behind, the car in front stopped, I locked
the brakes in panic and dropped the bike. I yelled at the innocent
driver I'd nearly hit."

Zebee

 

In aus.motorcycles on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 23:23:44 GMT

You see someone lying on the road, so you stop.
Your engine seizes so you stop.

Or you just feel like it.

Don't blame someone else because you made a mistake.

Face it - you put your life in someone else's hands, assuming they'd
do what you expected. You just broke a bit of bike and your pride,
next time it might be your back you break.

So don't pretend it was his fault, face up to your mistakes and ride
with brain in gear. If the car in front stops you should have an
escape route and space and time to use it.

Zebee

 

I am having trouble so it must be confuzed , but while following an old
duck around a corner the rider failed to keep distance , she old duck
proped whilst turning and the rider dropped it ? and got upset at
himself while trying to blame all and sundry for his poor skills ? then
pushed the broken bike home a few yards .

 

Wrong..