Had a go on Matt G's Monkey Bike

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Christofire, Nov 21, 2004.

  1. Christofire

    Christofire Guest

    Fell off.

    Bugger.


    Ow.

    (explanation later, when I've drunk more and can ignore the scabs on my
    hand and wrists pulling away and oozing as I type)
     
    Christofire, Nov 21, 2004
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  2. <Makes note not to let Christofire loose on Dax>
     
    The Older Gentleman, Nov 21, 2004
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  3. Christofire

    Lady Nina Guest

    So the bruise and gash on the thigh doesn't need steph to rub savlon
    in then?
     
    Lady Nina, Nov 21, 2004
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  4. Christofire

    Nigel Eaton Guest

    Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Christofire
    You *silly* boy.

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    Nigel Eaton, Nov 21, 2004
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  5. Christofire

    mups Guest

    Christofire says...
    "That kerb came from nowhere"
     
    mups, Nov 21, 2004
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  6. Christofire

    MattG Guest

    Nigel Eaton says...
    And where were you when you were needed? An ideal opportunity for
    you to show your loyalty and commitment to the cause. You left the
    leader to face our enemies alone, thankfully his true supporters
    were on hand.

    Don't think much of your chances for a future position.

    www.iato.co.uk/platy
     
    MattG, Nov 21, 2004
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  7. Christofire

    Nigel Eaton Guest

    Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, MattG
    He was never alone. Just because I'm not visible, that doesn't mean I'm
    not... represented.
    "On hand"... Well... Quite.
    My present position is quite satisfactory, thank you. Should The Leader
    have need of me, I stand ready to serve.

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    Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
     
    Nigel Eaton, Nov 21, 2004
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  8. Christofire

    Christofire Guest

    <fx: sounds of scampering, SOC squeaks off into the distance>
     
    Christofire, Nov 21, 2004
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  9. Christofire

    Lady Nina Guest

    wtf are you using to post?
    is that towards or away from steph and the savlon?
     
    Lady Nina, Nov 21, 2004
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  10. Christofire

    Lady Nina Guest

    "look I can fly"
     
    Lady Nina, Nov 21, 2004
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  11. Christofire

    Nigel Eaton Guest

    Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Lady Nina
    #I believe I can fly,
    #I believe I can touch the sk... OW!

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    Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
     
    Nigel Eaton, Nov 21, 2004
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    platypus Guest

    Fair play, at least he didn't stall it several dozen times.
     
    platypus, Nov 21, 2004
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  13. Christofire

    Lady Nina Guest

    Loathe as I am to anthropomorphise, that bike really didn't want to go
    for him. It was as though it knew what else was in store.
     
    Lady Nina, Nov 21, 2004
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  14. Christofire

    Christofire Guest

    Google Groups. Only signed up a few hours ago. I think I've cracked
    it with this one. And before anyone gets smart with the drinks orders,
    I tested properly.
    Anywhere that'll stop the weeping.
     
    Christofire, Nov 21, 2004
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  15. Christofire

    Christofire Guest

    Whilst I'd love to argue...
     
    Christofire, Nov 21, 2004
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  16. Christofire

    Christofire Guest

    I'm just glad I took that glass out of my pocket before I went off for
    the third and final run.
     
    Christofire, Nov 21, 2004
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  17. Christofire

    platypus Guest

    Damn right. You'd have spilled your beer.
     
    platypus, Nov 21, 2004
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  18. Christofire

    Owen Guest

    You were obviously not secure in the saddle... Time to get your arse
    Thatcham approved... ;-)
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    Owen, Nov 22, 2004
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  19. Christofire

    Christofire Guest

    My arse is very secure in it's position, TYVM.
     
    Christofire, Nov 23, 2004
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