Gyp's tips #90 in a series of 8

If your other half complains about you riding through the flower bed to
get your bike out [1], don't expect she won't notice if you happen to
turf over the flower bed when she's out.

[1] It wouldn't happen if she learned to park

 

You've been married for how long and haven't figured out yet that It Is
All Your Fault?

 

Completely changing the subject, but I came across this, whilst
bimbling about the place:

http://www.funduro.demon.co.uk/images/RD.jpg

 

He's not even married and he's sussed it out but it's his little game
and his other half likes to amuse him by playing along with him.

 

LOL! I'd completely forgotten about that.

Actually I thought I'd deleted it off of the server. I'll have to go
look see what else I've left there.

 

She did make me take it all up to rescue some bluebell bulbs.

I got to put the grass back though.

 

So she could throw them on the bonfire?

Aren't you lucky?

 

In a similar vein: Linda appears at garage door. I have both front
calipers off the Blackbird, and am about to take off the rear, too.

"how do you fancy going round to Toni's for a BBQ?"

"Not much, can't you see I'm up to my elbows in grease and shite?"

<fx: puts phone (which had been out of sight to this point) to ear>

"Yep, that's fine - we'll see you in about half an hour".

I sulk, apparently.
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Quality.

 

Can't think why.

 

Verdigris said...

As Gyp and his 'missus' aren't married, a divorce would be a little
difficult.

 

Goodness me - I'm shocked. Living over the broom and all that.
Disgraceful. Shouldn't be allowed. What is the world coming to?

tsk, tsk.

 

Your Evil Twin was on the front of the FT today.
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'^' RBR'06 Points: 75 Miles: 317

 

Prestcot?

Or Buster Bloodvessel?

 

Are you now trying to lure me to Derbyshire to do me in?

 

Some bloke: no idea who.
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'^' RBR'06 Points: 75 Miles: 317

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Champ

What are you going to do, fit some that work to the Harley?

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WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000 Honda ST1100 wiv trailer

 

Well I really didn't expect you to leap into the thread from my
comments. Still I guess it shows your sense of desperation.

"Mrs" Gyp is a fine woman though - I still recall that famous Cheltenham
Night Out and the ukrm "codgers" [1] club invading that yoof pub. Huge
fun.

[1] a relative term given the age of clientele.

 

You want to marry UKRM?

 

Champ said...

I dunno, T might find them useful for a spot of 'widow comforting' if
Gyp ends up popping his clogs.