(((((ukrm))))) Merry Christmas, you crazy bunch o' people.
Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, platypus MWAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! No tongues mind, it's only Xmas. -- Wicked Uncle Nigel - There are few things in life more sinister than a public toilet with the lid closed. WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41 SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner", Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big" Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000
Season's greetings to familia monotrema. I'm sad to say I've just tipped some whiskey down the sink. I thought I ought to try some alcohol, if only to raise a glass to absent friends, but I'm beginning to wish I hadn't. Ho hum. -- | ___ Salad Dodger |/ \ _/_____\_ GL1500SE-V/CBR1100XX-X/CBX1000Z |_\_____/_| ..78895.../...20405.../..31257. (>|_|_|<) TPPFATUICG#7 DIAABTCOD#9 YTC#4 |__|_|__| BOTAFOT #70 BOTAFOF #09 two#11 \ |^| / IbW#0 & KotIbW# BotTOS#6 GP#4 \|^|/ ANORAK#17 IbB#4 PM#5 WG* '^' RBR 2005: Abandoned - Bronze Award.
Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Salad Dodger Take care of yourself mate. Note to froup: Look away from your screens. {{{Dodger}}} OK, it's safe to look again now. -- Wicked Uncle Nigel - There are few things in life more sinister than a public toilet with the lid closed. WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41 SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner", Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big" Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000
It's okay Nigel, it's only some cheap Irish muck - I didn't risk the good stuff. Nothing a Rennie won't put right. Hopefully. For them, maybe. How am I supposed to explain the lipstick away? Hmm? -- | ___ Salad Dodger |/ \ _/_____\_ GL1500SE-V/CBR1100XX-X/CBX1000Z |_\_____/_| ..78895.../...20405.../..31257. (>|_|_|<) TPPFATUICG#7 DIAABTCOD#9 YTC#4 |__|_|__| BOTAFOT #70 BOTAFOF #09 two#11 \ |^| / IbW#0 & KotIbW# BotTOS#6 GP#4 \|^|/ ANORAK#17 IbB#4 PM#5 WG* '^' RBR 2005: Abandoned - Bronze Award.
Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Salad Dodger I had spotted the "e". You're OK. Tell the truth. Face it, there's no *way* she'd believe it. -- Wicked Uncle Nigel - There are few things in life more sinister than a public toilet with the lid closed. WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41 SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner", Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big" Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000
No, it's the "Ghost of Christmas hasn't come for ages". -- | ___ Salad Dodger |/ \ _/_____\_ GL1500SE-V/CBR1100XX-X/CBX1000Z |_\_____/_| ..78895.../...20405.../..31257. (>|_|_|<) TPPFATUICG#7 DIAABTCOD#9 YTC#4 |__|_|__| BOTAFOT #70 BOTAFOF #09 two#11 \ |^| / IbW#0 & KotIbW# BotTOS#6 GP#4 \|^|/ ANORAK#17 IbB#4 PM#5 WG* '^' RBR 2005: Abandoned - Bronze Award.
Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Salad Dodger LOL Eww LOL Eww LOL Eww LOL Eww LOL Eww LOL Eww LOL Eww LOL Eww LOL Eww... -- Wicked Uncle Nigel - There are few things in life more sinister than a public toilet with the lid closed. WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41 SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner", Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big" Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000
Tell the wife I've been living in denial all these years? On Xmas morning? What are the chances of that happening, round here? -- | ___ Salad Dodger |/ \ _/_____\_ GL1500SE-V/CBR1100XX-X/CBX1000Z |_\_____/_| ..78895.../...20405.../..31257. (>|_|_|<) TPPFATUICG#7 DIAABTCOD#9 YTC#4 |__|_|__| BOTAFOT #70 BOTAFOF #09 two#11 \ |^| / IbW#0 & KotIbW# BotTOS#6 GP#4 \|^|/ ANORAK#17 IbB#4 PM#5 WG* '^' RBR 2005: Abandoned - Bronze Award.
Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Salad Dodger DUM-DUMMM-DUM-DUMM-DUM-DUM... "'Allo Pwincess" -- Wicked Uncle Nigel - There are few things in life more sinister than a public toilet with the lid closed. WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41 SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner", Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big" Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000
I've just locked and loaded the dishwasher, selected one of these miniature mince pies that are presently infesting the place, splashed a wee drop of Zymurgy's abandoned Glen Marnoch into a tumbler, and I'm now settled down for a moment's long-distance conviviality before stumbling off to the scratcher. To you and yours, old chap. I know this hasn't been your best year ever, but things could be worse, and they may get better. 'Swot I tell myself, anyway.
Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Gyp You were warned. On your own head be it. Left a bit... -- Wicked Uncle Nigel - There are few things in life more sinister than a public toilet with the lid closed. WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41 SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner", Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big" Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000
Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, platypus ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ You sweet, old fashioned man. <clunks glass against liquid crystal display> Here's to you. -- Wicked Uncle Nigel - There are few things in life more sinister than a public toilet with the lid closed. WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41 SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner", Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big" Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000
