greengrocer crucible ok platypus flotation

is the subject line of the last item of spam received.

Absolutely bizarre. And it has nothing to do with the Viagra they're
trying to flog to me.

 

I've had a few mentioning wessie, steveh and others in the subject line.

 

Makes perfect sense to me- then again I've had about 5 pints of Abbot Ale.

 

I'm trying to sell shares in my costermonger rendering business.

 

No, that's for the platypus flotation..

 

<thinks> oh, yeah - heh.

 

Got a package today, btw - ta muchly. Designer lager of your choice owed.

 

No worries - was glad to send it someone who could possibly make use
of it - otherwise it would have gone in the bin [1]

Anyway, stuff the dragon and come for a curry on Saturday - you can
buy me a lager then

[1] yes, I know the rest of you are wondering what we're talking
about. Well, in the never ending task of stopping the enormous
quantities of really quite trick racing bits from taking control and
rendering my my garage un-useable, I was doing yet more tidying up at
the weekend, and came across a RH switch unit for a Z200. No, I've no
idea why I've got it, either. So, I sent it to the only Z200 owner I
know.