Green waves :)

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Steve Parry, Apr 14, 2009.

  1. Steve Parry

    Steve Parry Guest

    Steve Parry, Apr 14, 2009
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    CT Guest

    Whereas try going along the Bath Road in Slough. Red light, wait,
    green, move on to next light which just goes red as you
    approach...repeat ad infinitum.
     
    CT, Apr 15, 2009
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    boots Guest

    ^^^^^^

    That's the problem, avoid it's generally shite.
     
    boots, Apr 15, 2009
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    Adrian Guest

    The A4 through Slug used to be a good example of where if you hit 'em
    right, you hit ALL of 'em right.
     
    Adrian, Apr 15, 2009
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  5. Steve Parry

    CT Guest

    Not for the last three years at least.

    It was bloody gridlocked last night. I specifically avoided the A4 but
    what with the roadworks near the hight street, roadworks near the McD's
    on the way out to Windsor and a broken down van, it was absolutely
    chaotic.
     
    CT, Apr 15, 2009
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  6. Steve Parry

    Adrian Guest

    I've been lucky over the last few years, and not had to inflict the damn
    place on myself much.
     
    Adrian, Apr 15, 2009
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    CT Guest

    Adrian wrote:
    [Slough]
    I worked there for a couple of years, until just over a year ago when
    the company relocated to sunny Maidenhead.

    John Betjeman had the right of it. A bloody nuke would be better
    though, imo.
     
    CT, Apr 15, 2009
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  8. Steve Parry

    Adrian Guest

    So did I. Early-mid '90s. And lived there.
    Overly kind, I thought.
     
    Adrian, Apr 15, 2009
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    Malc Guest

    I recall, going back to when I was a yoof, that road having signs up
    telling you that the lights were timed for someone doing a steady
    38mph (or was it 28mph). Mind you that was 30 or so years ago and I've
    never been back since.
     
    Malc, Apr 15, 2009
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    ogden Guest

    Bit daft what with it having a 40 limit.
     
    ogden, Apr 16, 2009
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  11. Steve Parry

    Malc Guest

    How so? If you travelled at just under the speed limit you didn't get
    held up. Seems sensible to me.
     
    Malc, Apr 16, 2009
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    ogden Guest

    Because in a 40 limit everybody's doing more like 50 so they're never
    going to high the lights in the manner intended.
     
    ogden, Apr 16, 2009
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    Malc Guest

    Well, yes. Leaving aside whether or not you obey a 40 limit, if
    there's a sign saying "Travel at just under the limit and you'll get
    through the lights" it would seem that the people who don't take that
    advice are daft.
     
    Malc, Apr 16, 2009
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    ginge Guest

    You're forgetting the group of people who read it and think travel at
    twice the limit, and you'll arive at the next set of lights just as
    the previous batch of cars are going thru.
     
    ginge, Apr 16, 2009
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    ogden Guest

    The harmonic frequency of green waves. I like it.
     
    ogden, Apr 16, 2009
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    Malc Guest

    There was a mildly interesting item on the Today programme this
    morning concerning green waves. The chap who was in charge of the
    computer system controlling the lights in London was carefully
    explaining that it was "impossible" for someone to hack into the
    system and cause gridlock. Now there's a challenge that someone should
    throw a hacker's way.
     
    Malc, Apr 17, 2009
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    CT Guest

    They did it in the Italian Job. I know that was in Turin, but the
    principle must still apply. All we need to do is to switch the tape
    reels...
     
    CT, Apr 17, 2009
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