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Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by 'Hog, Dec 3, 2009.

  1. 'Hog

    Higgins Guest

    Sounds like Belgium
     
    Higgins, Dec 3, 2009
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    Dave Emerson Guest

    Dave Emerson, Dec 3, 2009
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    Colin Irvine Guest

    Well 1 out of 2's not bad.
     
    Colin Irvine, Dec 3, 2009
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    Pip Guest

    Au contraire, my little ginger chum. From the tone of Hog's recent
    "non-troll" trolls and all the other nonsense, I'd think he'd be ideally
    suited. Checkout at B&Q, for example, always seems to be staffed by
    shouty window lickers. Hog would fit right in.
     
    Pip, Dec 3, 2009
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    'Hog Guest

    Well hardly but you know exactly where I was coming from so why argue
    the toss
    But I am a consumer

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    'Hog
    '06 ST4-S
    '96 Bastard12 '89 R100RS '81 XS650 '78 RD400
    '81 R65 Outfit
    CO2-A load of hot air
     
    'Hog, Dec 3, 2009
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    'Hog Guest

    Do you have an angle on this?

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    'Hog
    '06 ST4-S
    '96 Bastard12 '89 R100RS '81 XS650 '78 RD400
    '81 R65 Outfit
    CO2-A load of hot air
     
    'Hog, Dec 3, 2009
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    'Hog Guest

    You also are suggesting I'm not a consumer. Which of course I am, in
    spades. And a tight one who likes a nice bargain.

    Of course when it comes to selling my goods and services I'm an utter
    hypocrite.

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    'Hog
    '06 ST4-S
    '96 Bastard12 '89 R100RS '81 XS650 '78 RD400
    '81 R65 Outfit
    CO2-A load of hot air
     
    'Hog, Dec 3, 2009
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    ginge Guest

    How odd, the B&Q till-trolls here are lovely individuals... tis a posh
    new B&Q, mind, wiv a coffee shop.

    Having said that....you've just made me think of an alternative....
    Royal Mail Collection Office.

    And on that basis, damn, you're right.
     
    ginge, Dec 3, 2009
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  9. then don't be a dick.
    Either I don't, or, you're complaining that someone is making profit on
    a product you aren't prepared to sell more cheaply in an industry that
    you don't wish to be a part of.
    Because I'm bored and you're being a (bigger) dick.
    of our precious oxygen, yes, yes you are.
     
    doetnietcomputeren, Dec 3, 2009
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    'Hog Guest

    <shrugs>
    Most aspects of my life are just as I would choose them to be and I
    don't know anyone with less stress factors. But lets not talk about
    stress fractures.

    And FWIW B&Q staff seem to me to be jolly nice folk and not deserving of
    your comment. Belfast and the two near me in York seem to recruit older
    folk, who may have previously retired, and they couldn't be more
    pleasant or helpful.

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    'Hog
    '06 ST4-S
    '96 Bastard12 '89 R100RS '81 XS650 '78 RD400
    '81 R65 Outfit
    CO2-A load of hot air
     
    'Hog, Dec 3, 2009
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    'Hog Guest

    Eh? I said the retail branch seemed just fine to me.
    Oh hardly. Only people charging more for a product I might like then I
    think it is worth. This *is* UKRM FFS.
    Haven't you noticed that most of us are IT/Technical type
    employees/businesstypes/contractors. That's because we are lazy and self
    indulgent and wouldn't dream of taking up the stress and hassle involved
    with manufacture.

    Purple bolts eh? Were you fucking Charders?

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    'Hog
    '06 ST4-S
    '96 Bastard12 '89 R100RS '81 XS650 '78 RD400
    '81 R65 Outfit
    CO2-A load of hot air
     
    'Hog, Dec 3, 2009
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    'Hog Guest

    Really? I though they closed Retail for MO only. I used to live
    nearby.
    I'll leave the good advice up to Lozzo and Darren but I think access to
    routes to market is the key to said business. A random eCommerce site
    being no more than piss in the wind.

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    'Hog
    '06 ST4-S
    '96 Bastard12 '89 R100RS '81 XS650 '78 RD400
    '81 R65 Outfit
    CO2-A load of hot air
     
    'Hog, Dec 3, 2009
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    'Hog Guest

    It doesn't have an Eagle on it

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    'Hog
    '06 ST4-S
    '96 Bastard12 '89 R100RS '81 XS650 '78 RD400
    '81 R65 Outfit
    CO2-A load of hot air
     
    'Hog, Dec 3, 2009
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    Beav Guest

    I'd hazard a guess you'd be completely wrong though Hog.

    I know half a dozen people who'd buy one of those if they knew they existed.


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    Beav

    VN 750
    Zed 1000
    OMF# 19
     
    Beav, Dec 3, 2009
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    'Hog Guest

    I was at the York one this very morning. Two *lovely* ladies wearing
    tight red T-Shirts, pleasant as you like. New electronic signature PDA,
    both parcels within 30 seconds.

    So I now have a nice pair of ice stud for boot things for the
    Elefantentreffen and another different pair to trial for rear wheel
    fitting.

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    'Hog
    '06 ST4-S
    '96 Bastard12 '89 R100RS '81 XS650 '78 RD400
    '81 R65 Outfit
    CO2-A load of hot air
     
    'Hog, Dec 3, 2009
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    'Hog Guest

    It's MY oxygen!

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    'Hog
    '06 ST4-S
    '96 Bastard12 '89 R100RS '81 XS650 '78 RD400
    '81 R65 Outfit
    CO2-A load of hot air
     
    'Hog, Dec 3, 2009
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    'Hog Guest

    I was of course expressing only my hopes. You only need to see how many
    HD's come out behind a Road Captain of a sunny day to realise some
    unpleasant facts of life.

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    'Hog
    '06 ST4-S
    '96 Bastard12 '89 R100RS '81 XS650 '78 RD400
    '81 R65 Outfit
    CO2-A load of hot air
     
    'Hog, Dec 3, 2009
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    M.Badger Guest

    Certain shopping trolleys, with a few minor mods can be fashioned to perform
    as the above.

    Cost?, just go to your local canal and browse the selection.
     
    M.Badger, Dec 3, 2009
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    'Hog Guest

    See I've had some Renntec stuff. Have in fact. Good it is.
    That "mover" looks poorly made by comparison.

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    'Hog
    '06 ST4-S
    '96 Bastard12 '89 R100RS '81 XS650 '78 RD400
    '81 R65 Outfit
    CO2-A load of hot air
     
    'Hog, Dec 3, 2009
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    M.Badger Guest

    If anyone has a large collection of Performance Bikes magazines, they may
    remember the bike mover made from a trolley and the rear paddock stand
    likewise fashioned.

    The Renntec product looks similar to the image in my jaded memory. It may be
    well manufactured. It may serve its owners in the manner it is meant to for
    many years, becoming as valued to them as my mercury Carbtune is to me. I
    don't know as the video refused to play for me, so I am basing my
    comparison on a still image only, therefore have limited information.

    It may well be a shonky pile of loris droppings.
     
    M.Badger, Dec 3, 2009
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