*GREAT* news

I fessed up t it being me by post today. I don't *know* what I'm going
to get, but the girl on the phone says I won't have to go to court -
which to me means that I'm not going to get banned.

She didn't use the words "Fixed Penalty", though. She used a synonym,
but I can't remember what it was.

Someone else told me that today.

Fixed penalties can be more points than that, can't they?

Well, quite!

I didn't know that until I phoned the pigs.

 

I'll study it - ta.

Ah. Forgot to ask for it. I'll try to phone again.

Me too.

Er... no. I bounce everything from hotmail and yahoo as a matter of
course. Send it again and I'll look out for it.

 

The web site is pretty good too. Was it a mobile or fixed camera ?

Hmmm. Don't tell them you've sent the form in - you need it to fill
the form in ok?

Resent.

 

Fixed.

benblaney.co.uk yes? mottmac.com is gone.

 

Yep ... ben@thatdomain

 

****! Nothing!

 

Maybe i forgot to lick the stamp - Netcom's mail servers aren't the
fastest in the land... They have to shift a lot of spam these days,
i've resent again from another known working account - you'll prolly
end up with three copies now.

 

Got one - that's all I need.

You, sir, are a fucking star. You're now my favourite UKRMer.

 

No problem. Worse comes to worse confess to flitching a chicken and
ask for Transportation to Botany Bay, by boat, as the penalty. It's
prolly still on the statutes somewhere.

 

You'd have loved it mate.

It's a song, you dimwit. "Ugly Duckling"?

 

Ah, but that was last year, I'd already grown up a lot since then. The
'danger years' were 99-01, when i really couldn't afford to drink as
much as i did (in money or time wasted terms).

And I was on good behaviour because there was no way was I riding home
with anything approaching a hangover.

 

You *knew* that?! Or did someone tell you...?

 

Synonyms are hom.

<think about it>

 

Very good.

 

*proud* I worked it out all by myself.

 

yep that's me - a dimwit. Just add another whoosh to the 375 piled over
there in the corner.