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Previously on usenet, Ben Blaney said...

Is Dizzy in the bath now?

 

Previously on usenet, Ben Blaney said...

Is Dizzy in the bath now?

 

ba-doom-tsh!

 

**** no.

 

You are - the tank'll last longer than your arse will on that seat

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It's a thirsty bitch, and no mistake. About 100 miles to reserve,
*if* you don't ride like a twat; the same size tank as on the 600
Bandit, but nearly twice the engine displacement. Top thinking,
Suzuki.

 

Lozzo wrote

Is double posting a sign of concussion?

 

Previously on usenet, Veggie Meldrew said...

I find Bandit seats really comfy on long trips. I did close on 800 miles
one weekend on Pip's old one and not one numb bum was to be had.

 

I'm guessing it was because he was overtaking. Either that, or he was going
so fast (250ish IIRC?) that the second flash missed him, and they couldn't
get his speed exactly.

 

Indeed it is. Have a drink [1] on me.


[1] A small one, obviously - I've not gone completely native.

 

<raises pint of tonic water>

 

Oh f*ck, I'd forgotten.

Oh well, you have the tonic water and I'll go and rummage for some
water of life.

 

I generally feel fairly unlucky, but there you go.

 

You lucky bugger.

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I rock.

 

Ben Blaney wrote

The diet not going too well then?

 

More of a waddle when you're drunk.

 

That's why I've given up drinking.

 

There once was an ugly Blaney
With hair all stubby and brown
And the other Christofires said in so many words
Get out of my fucking tent!
Get out, get out, get out of my tent!
And he went with a fart and a waddle and a yack
In a flurry of obscene words

That poor little ugly Blaney
Went wandering far and near
But at every place they said to his face
Now get out, get out, get out of here
nd he went with a fart and a waddle and a yack
And the smell of once drunk beer

All through the night-time he hid himself away
Ashamed to show his face, afraid of what others might say
All through the evening in his trousers where he'd peed
Till a flock of bikers spied him there and very soon agreed
You’re a very bad man indeed!



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That's sad.

You make me laugh when you're pissed, mainly because the drunken you is
completely anarchic, yet at the same time totally incapable - it's
special.