*GREAT* news

It's going to be dealt with by Fixed Penalty. That's a fucking winner.

 

brill. I'm *so* pleased.
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Triumph T595 (For Sale) / GSF600 bandit
MRO#11 BOTAFOF#7 BOTAFOT#130 DIAABTCOD#17 MIB#24 YTC#16 BOB#15 ex-UKRMMA#22

 

Excellent. So I guess you'll be hanging on to the Bandit then?

 

Nice one. I can't help thinking, though, that by the law of
averages, someone on ukrm is going to get royally shafted soon.

 

13pts and a £3000 fine to you sir.

Still, that's better then having to rely on a bloke in a dodgy wig to be in
a good mood.

And you not being in a bad enough one to share your thoughts with the court.

 

Fan-dabby-dosey, the Blaney survives to ride again. Do you know what speed
they clocked you at then?

 

I breathed such a heavy sigh of relief that I came over dizzy.

 

Dunno. Don't really like it anymore. And want to get my kicks at
slower speeds (on the road).

I hear the calling of motards.

 

You jammy jammy git.

Well done that man!!

 

Trouble is, all the crumpet is spoken for, or has fucked off.

....oh, you meant... ah, I see,

 

She wouldn't say. But because of exceptional circumstances, she was
willing to tell me that I won't have to go to court.

 

you are a lucky, lucky, lucky ****.

 

Dead right.

"Actually Mr Blaney, I've changed my mind. Two years hard labour. Take
him down".

 

I'll swap you your bandit for my BMW and my Benly ;-)

 

winner.


#some guys have all the luck.

 

As I typed my post, I did think about rephrasing it to avoid
the predictable response. Then I decided I couldn't be bothered.

 

I'm interested in both of those, but not that swap.

 

I'm great, aren't I.

 

unlucky, unlucky, unlucky.

 

Result.