Great moments in agony columns

http://lifeandhealth.guardian.co.uk/privatelives/story/0,,2193418,00.html

Next week: I don't like my son's attitude to women

Girls throw themselves at my handsome 18-year-old son and I know he
has an active social and sexual life. We have always talked openly
about sex and he assures me he uses condoms and is responsible about
sexual health. He doesn't want a meaningful relationship at the
moment, although he says he wants to have a family when he is about
30. He is planning to move out soon to live with friends and his
father and I will help him do this.

 

Sounds like Mummy is jealous and wants his dirt up between her flaps.

As for the Indian bint, clearly she needs a spell of cultural immersion back
in the ancestral pig sty.

 

Don't think so - she sounds far too tight-arsed about it. She's been
lecturing him about how he should behave, and he's drawn up a fictitious
list to wind her up.

I though cutural immolation was more usual in these cases?

 

Pigs like cooked meat?
WLAL