Great excuses for speeding from the UK

Discussion in 'Australian Motorcycles' started by DaZZa, Dec 3, 2004.

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    DaZZa Guest

    DaZZa, Dec 3, 2004
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    Conehead Guest

    ooooh errrr. This has a particular resonance with me at the moment.
    Radiotherapy of the guts and confident sphincter control are mutually
    exclusive.
     
    Conehead, Dec 3, 2004
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    G-S Guest

    I seem to remember a certain GP rider doing exactly that not so long ago :)

    G-S
     
    G-S, Dec 3, 2004
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    smack Guest

    so you got the comp back... How much did Dougie screw you for the fix?


    remind me not to follow you next ride :p
     
    smack, Dec 3, 2004
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    Unky Wee Wee Guest

    Substitute nuked chilli pizzas and spinal chord damaged arseholes and I
    can relate Conehead!
     
    Unky Wee Wee, Dec 3, 2004
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  6. DaZZa

    DaZZa Guest

    Make sure you carry a medical certificate to present to the judge, and
    see if you can get him to stop laughing long enough to let you off. :)

    DaZZa
     
    DaZZa, Dec 4, 2004
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