GP = Goat's piss?

And they still had that Edison talking machine years later when I went
there.....

Young Moike

 

We buy all sorts of music to put in the Jukeboxes. One site ( in Qld)
wanted a stack of Doris Day, Frankie Laine, Paul Anka, Neil Sedaka, Dusty
Springfield stuff in their machines "for Father's Day".

Fine for them, but someone has to type all the sickening song titles into
the program for the cardboard bits that people choose from. I happened to
be the office-girl the day they came in. I'll never be asked to do THAT job
again. By the time they proof-read all the deliberate perverted mistakes,
they swore I'd be banned for life. Suits me.

 

It was your turn to be the girl?

I don't want to know what happens in your office.

Theo

 

I´ll give the bucko more´n that!

<cha-kunk-click>

 

What about my piss?

Cheers
Goaty

 

yeah ok
youre old and Im not.
i get the point.

enjoy your depends undergarments theo

 

XoliCB wrote ;

Sorry Xoli, you'll have to translate that (or is "Great" the translation?)
Thanks .... Clem

 

conehead wrote;

Oh you are evil!! (I can just imagine the enraged redneck posse baying for
your blood!! ....ermm the ones who can read, that is!)
Clem

 

Unkie Wee Wee Head wrote in message ...

No no UWWH; we haven't finished dismembering the last lot you brought home
(but at least the hawgs weren't hungry durin' the winter!)
Clem

 

"Dane" wrote

You've lost me. Is this some new yuppie gear?

Theo

 

nice.

youve got the senile dementia to go with the depends.

keep trying grandpa.

dane

 

Thems weren´t the hawgs squeelin´ Unkie Pa, thems were me teachin´ the
vermin how to play Mama´s ´n´ Papa´s!

 

Theo Bekkers wrote;

They're tastier barbecued!
Clem

 

"knobdoodle" wrote

"Whatcha doing on the weekend?"
"I'm having the grandkids over for a barby".

Theo

 

I do have more toys than sense
If I had more sense I'd have less toys and, well, more cents :/

I just take poorly to the "I'm 100 years old and ive been riding bikes
since they only had one wheel and ergo I know everything and you know
nothing" mentality.

Regardless, at least I've risen above the dumb wog jokes and hence am
displaying a ,albeit limited, capacity for improvement.

ps. last night, I saw a wog with "product" in his stylised spiked hair
put on a gauze shower cap type thing then put on his helmet and hooned
off on a 998 duck.

collapsed laughing.

not as funny as when he missed 2nd gear and revved it out in neutral
instead and the ensuing big clunk when he discovered where 2nd was.

who needs to pay to see live comedy?

d

 

And are line-of-least-thought Porkys-grade incontinence and dementia barbs
really an effective foil for it?
If you resort to that as a means of remaining relevant in the exchange,
aren't you falling headfirst into the sticky pit your wily mature-age
adversary has dug for you? His aim would be to have you discredit yourself
by behaving as the very full-of-himself
knows-nothing-so-he-thinks-he-knows-everything kid he accuses you of
being...

Probably learned from the time the gel suffused into the lining and he had
to stick his head in a vise to get the helmet off...

 

Yep... most young people are like that...
Clem

 

That's the problem with using the same pit over and over again. Its edges
have become eroded, making it bigger and easier to spot...

 

Like a nice safe job in astro-physics?

Hammo

 

Perhaps. But isn't having a kiwipete or an atec77 or a Boxer call you a
know-nothing fool an triumph in the league of thumbing the starter after
you're changed your own oil and filter?