Good news, bad news

Well, the good news is: I've hidden the missus's presents somewhere where
she'll never ever find them...

 

Excellent. Did she believe you?

 

You wash your own boxers?


--
Beav

VN 750
Zed 1000
OMF# 19

 

And the bad news is that you've forgotten where they are?

 

I do that. The girlfriend's house has it's uses.

 

Yes, indeed. I remember getting them home so I know they're in the house
but we seem to have accumulated 25+ years of junk^H^H^H^H useful stuff and I
suspect it's somewhere amongst it all. I'm not sure whether to tear the
house apart, rush out and buy it all over again or sit down in front of the
telly with a couple of beers and try to remember what I did with it.

 

That's a brilliant idea for next year - cheers! Can you put me in touch?
(Pics required.)

 

Emailed.

 

Bastard. I'm about to drive to Derbyshire for Christmas and that
fucking song is now stuck firmly in my head.

 

Can't you stay down south, where your sort are tollerated?

 

On Boxing Day we're going for lunch at The Black Horse of *OSM fame.

 

Rudy Lacchin wibbled

Sounds like a plan ... Party time ...

--
Paul - xxx

'96/'97 Landrover Discovery 300 Tdi 'Big and Butch'
'98 Suzuki DR 200 Djebel 'Small but perfectly formed'
Dyna Tech Cro-Mo comp "When I feel fit enough'

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Higgins

YOU! Yes you!

It's no good looking like that. You've been waiting to use that line
haven't you? Well? Well? WELL?

It's not big, and it's not clever.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (Fallen apart) Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single"
Norton 850 Commando Kawasaki GTR1400

 

I found them! They were in the garage in an old top box I kept off my Super
Dream (vintage 1979). Funny thing is, I don't remember putting them in
there...

Phew!

 

Class. I suspect your garage is rather like mine.

 

Daft thing is, it's a rubbish top box but the keys, fittings, screws, etc
are all in an envelope taped to the inside of the lid waiting for the day of
resurrection which I know deep in my heart will never come. Whilst I was
searching I found the horn I took off my Suzuki T500 in about 1974 when I
fitted a pair of FIAMM air horns. I almost threw it in the bin but first I
stuck it across a battery charger. It worked, so I thought I'd better hang
on to it JIC...

 

The Older Gentleman says...

Has he got stickers on his old topbox?

--
Lozzo
Triumph Daytona 955i SE
Suzuki SV650 K3
Honda CBR600 F-W
Yamaha SR250 SpazzTrakka
Suzuki GSX-R750L
Suzkui TS50X

 

Bah. A treasured possession, is my old sticker-strewn topbox.

 

The Older Gentleman says...

And mine, loads of memories stuck to the side it.

--
Lozzo
Triumph Daytona 955i SE
Suzuki SV650 K3
Honda CBR600 F-W
Yamaha SR250 SpazzTrakka
Suzuki GSX-R750L
Suzkui TS50X

 

Bol d'Or 1982.....