"Gods Chosen" club

Discussion in 'Australian Motorcycles' started by GB, Nov 4, 2005.

  1. GB

    Boxer Guest

    Just like when the in-laws come for a holiday.

    Boxer
     
    Boxer, Nov 6, 2005
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  2. GB

    Boxer Guest

    I really liked that Movie.

    Boxer
     
    Boxer, Nov 6, 2005
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  3. GB

    Boxer Guest

    Do you have to be circumcised to join?

    Boxer
     
    Boxer, Nov 6, 2005
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    Nev.. Guest

    Friday night coffee would be out of the question.

    Nev..
    '03 ZX12R
     
    Nev.., Nov 7, 2005
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    Knobdoodle Guest

    X-No-archive: yes
    Boxer wrote in message ...
    Yes and your bike can't have a fairing over the headlight either.
    Clem
     
    Knobdoodle, Nov 7, 2005
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    Boxer Guest

    Farings are for pooftas anyway, so you have to be a circumcised non-poofta
    Harley riding Jew to join.

    Missed it by that much! (read in fake Maxwell Smart accent).

    Boxer
     
    Boxer, Nov 7, 2005
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    JL Guest

    They may, but I very much doubt it. On the other there is a US 1% er
    group of that name (if I'm not mistaken, it's a vague recollection), who
    are KKK style white supremacists.

    JL
     
    JL, Nov 7, 2005
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    Conehead Guest

    Maybe they're upset at people shortening their ethnic descriptors to "Yid"
    and "Leb", Skip.

    --
    Conehead
    "Every day I think about dying.
    About disease, starvation, violence,
    terrorism, war, and the end of the world.
    It helps keep my mind off things."
    McGough
     
    Conehead, Nov 7, 2005
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    Boxer Guest

    How would you keep the white sheet clean riding a bike?

    Do you have to wear a helmet under the pointy white hood? (really spoil the
    lines of the whole outfit).

    Boxer
     
    Boxer, Nov 7, 2005
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    JL Guest

    These and others things I will ponder with you over a glass of wine some
    time.

    JL
    (supposedly one of the KKK leaders in America recently found out he was
    half Jewish, must have been a difficult time for him, I'm sooooo
    sympathetic... not)
     
    JL, Nov 7, 2005
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    Nev.. Guest

    I don't think you can be half jewish, you either are, or you are not.

    Nev..
    '03 ZX12R
     
    Nev.., Nov 7, 2005
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    Theo Bekkers Guest

    One of your parents may have been Jewish but, if it wasn't your mum, you're
    not Jewish.

    Theo
     
    Theo Bekkers, Nov 7, 2005
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  13. A bit extreme for an initiation. After I got done I couldn't walk
    properly for nearly two years.

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    '87 BMW K100RT (write-off)
    '81 Yamaha Virago (XV) 750H (work in progress)
    '01 Yamaha FJR1300

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    Peter Cremasco, Nov 7, 2005
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    JL Guest

    <sigh> Whatever. One of his parents was Jewish then if you prefer.

    JL
    (funny how there's a ethnic group known as sephardic jews for genetic
    screening purposes which have a particular set of unique dna combinations)
     
    JL, Nov 7, 2005
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    Theo Bekkers Guest

    You ccouldn't walk till you were two?

    Theo
    Walking by one but not snipped.
     
    Theo Bekkers, Nov 7, 2005
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    GB Guest

    How do you get to be half Jewish? Either your mum's Jewish (and
    therefore you are), or she's not (and thus you're not).

    G
     
    GB, Nov 7, 2005
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    Boxer Guest


    Having to half circumcised, Ouch!

    Boxer
     
    Boxer, Nov 7, 2005
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    Theo Bekkers Guest

    Ha, I finally got in first. :)

    Theo
     
    Theo Bekkers, Nov 7, 2005
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    Nev.. Guest

    I have no preference, his parents can be whatever they like.

    Nev..
    '03 ZX12R
     
    Nev.., Nov 7, 2005
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    Nev.. Guest

    but Madonna's mother isn't Jewish...

    Nev..
    '03 ZX12R
     
    Nev.., Nov 7, 2005
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