Go on then, have a laugh at my expense...

It would appear i will share more than a birthday with Cane

Urologist here I come....

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Nige,

BMW K1200S
Range Rover Vogue

 

Oops. Did you two share a room in France?

 

Nope

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Nige,

BMW K1200S
Range Rover Vogue

 

Well he did say he was trying something new, didn't realise it was
you.

Should have used more lube.

 

What's the problem?
Tight because you're a Yorkshireman?

 

'S OK - you can go to church Saturdays when it's off.

No more pork scratchings, mind.

 

I'm not going for the full roundhead, just a snip

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Nige,

BMW K1200S
Range Rover Vogue

 

Don't worry mate. It's not a vital organ ;-)

 

Speak for yourself

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Nige,

BMW K1200S
Range Rover Vogue

 

if you didn't have it, what would you think with?

 

<Watches thread>

You, a clipcock? You'll have to start posing as Des.

 

For medical reasons, not fucking religion

I'm not going fully clipped, just trimmed

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Nige,

BMW K1200S
Range Rover Vogue

 

Nige's command of language is better.

 

Short back & sides? I suppose 'something for the weekend?' ain't gonna
happen.

 

His ability to come up with the most outlandish yet utterly apt
obscenities always gets me chuckling.

 

He could write a whole fucking book on them. I've been meaning to go
back and compile a list of the best ones.

 

"fuckmittens" is the latest. Work backwards from there.

 

It's still wonderful, so close to fuckkittens as to be verging on obscene

 

It's quite unpleasant even if you spell it right, especially after Nige's recent posts.
Now we know why his old gloves were so stinky and what caused his little problem.