Getting re-acquainted with ukrm

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Dave Emerson, Jan 31, 2005.

  1. Dave Emerson

    darsy Guest

    Smithfield.

    Really stupid-looking fat black guy, Lewis Day bib, CB500.
    sound about right?
     
    darsy, Feb 1, 2005
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  2. Yep. You forgot smelly, and short.

    Shame you didn't get a chance to ask about Graham just to make sure ;)
     
    Whinging Courier, Feb 1, 2005
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  3. Dave Emerson

    darsy Guest

    yeah, he was short, but you don't think I was going to get close to the
    freak to smell him, do you?
     
    darsy, Feb 1, 2005
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  4. If you saw him in the middle of summer you wouldn't need to.
     
    Whinging Courier, Feb 1, 2005
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  5. 'rattle-throwing' ?

    <fx: bewildered look>

    What's that ..?
     
    genuine_froggie, Feb 1, 2005
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  6. Dave Emerson

    porl Guest

    It stands to reason you'd be a big fan.
     
    porl, Feb 1, 2005
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  7. It was somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
    You'll never take my Bovril, you swine.

    --

    Dave

    GS 850 x2 / SE 6a
    SbS#6 DIAABTCOD#16 APOSTLE#6 FUB#3
    FUB KotL OSOS#12? UKRMMA#19 COSOC#10
     
    Grimly Curmudgeon, Feb 1, 2005
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  8. Dave Emerson

    Ben Guest

    A man after my own heart.
     
    Ben, Feb 1, 2005
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  9. Dave Emerson

    Pip Guest

    Right enough. Black of heart and dour of visage.

    **** 'em, the yeasty spready cunts.
     
    Pip, Feb 2, 2005
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  10. Dave Emerson

    Pip Guest

    Bovril?

    Fucking Bovril?

    You have a woman's bread spread, you ****.
     
    Pip, Feb 2, 2005
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  11. Dave Emerson

    Ben Blaney Guest

    Don't worry, it's not under threat. I have no beef with Bovril.
     
    Ben Blaney, Feb 2, 2005
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  12. Dave Emerson

    Ben Blaney Guest

    Back of the queue, fella; you got yourself a temporary repreive. But
    I want to see you making an effort in future.
     
    Ben Blaney, Feb 2, 2005
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  13. Dave Emerson

    Tosspot Guest

    This wouldnt be an earlier picture would it?

    http://www.spurgeon.org/~phil/marmite.htm

    scroll down a bit.
     
    Tosspot, Feb 2, 2005
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  14. Dave Emerson

    Dave Emerson Guest

    Dave Emerson, Feb 2, 2005
    #54
  15. Food of the gods
     
    Boots Blakeley, Feb 3, 2005
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  16. Dave Emerson

    Ace Guest

    On Thu, 03 Feb 2005 23:24:05 +0000, Boots Blakeley

    Yeah, they eat their own shit too.
     
    Ace, Feb 4, 2005
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  17. Dave Emerson

    Eiron Guest

    They prefer that of other dogs.
     
    Eiron, Feb 4, 2005
    #57
  18. Dave Emerson

    Marc D. Guest

    People would "flame" you (and generally take the mick) somewhat
    less if you didn't have such a thin skin and knee-jerk reactions
    to damn near anything said around here. Watching you leap at
    any and every piece of week-old stinking bait that gets trolled
    by you, plus your obsession with this "clique" thing can be
    mildly amusing . Well, when it's otherwise boring anyway.


    cheers,
    Marc
     
    Marc D., Feb 4, 2005
    #58
  19. Or even better - the contents of the cat litter tray just after the cat
    has visited it. Or as we call it "Cat MacNuggets"..

    Phil
     
    Phil Launchbury, Feb 4, 2005
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  20. Dave Emerson

    Ace Guest

    I was just about to go to lunch...
     
    Ace, Feb 4, 2005
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