Getting one's knee down ?

Have you had yours cut off, then?

 

We all know how you know this and you've probably just been unlucky.
I'm sure you'll find a boyfriend that measures up one day.

 

David Thomas wrote

that or orvarsh

It depends how posh you are.

 

http://www.bmeworld.com/hormstr3/

?

 

Oh god, they'll all be doing it next week.

 

Thank you Mr Murray.

Given that the subject was having a penis cut off what would people
expect to find?

 

Elbow down? That's old fashioned ;-) This was in 2002 at Brands, on
standard Pirelli road tyres:
http://homepage.ntlworld.com/preston.kemp/mv/Elbow.jpg

 

you work for Superbike magazine, do you?

 

I wish! That's Paul Young, one of the BSB guys. Superbike mag roped him
in as guest tester for that issue.

 

I've done that a few times but only about twice without crashing.

 

Eeeeek. That's just put me back six months.

 

Perhaps like this?
http://www.mollyg.net/bikes/pictures/snet-tday1.jpg

Just a thought.

 

You used to be able to read the whole story about how he did it at home
using a combination of ice packs and rubber bands. Naturally he took
his bollocks off first. Then he went to bed and very reasonably had a
wank, whilst bleeding profusely.

Eventually someone called an amubulance. After he got out of the
psychiatric hospital I think he took his old feller off and then had
breast implants.

Around the time he had "dogslut" tattooed on his arse.

Unfortunately for the full details you have to subscribe to some 'porn
view' password these days.

Bah! Information wants to be free.

 

Information wants to be paid.

 

So is a wheelie, so is a stoppie, so is wheelspin, but how does it
equate to a controlled manner?

Great, so the next time 200kg falls off its sidestand, and lies there
laughing at all our attempts to right it, we can all just place the
balls of our feet on the peg that points skywards and Bob's your uncle,
et voila, suddenly it's upright?

Not really, I just can't see how lapping islands, hanging off
unnaturally, can be done without looking like a pratt.

After the one that hurt , I've spent a considerable amount of time
learning how to avoid falling off. Wheelies, stoppies, rolling burnouts
and my personal favourite - tyre sliding, have all played a part in that
process. Sadly, the eight friends I helped bury before the maturity
kicked in will never again experience the joys of throwing a high
powered motorcycle into a corner. The biggest and by far the best lesson
I ever learned was also the hardest for a young man to swallow, it was
taught me by a traffic cop who attended the scene of my best mate's
death, he certainly didn't have to but he went a long way beyond his job
to teach myself and a few others what riding is all about.

Shame on you all for promoting this hideous pastime of GMKD, it bears
absolutely no relation whatsoever to rapid progress on the road and
instead of trying to avoid the big one, you're practically begging for
it to happen.

 

Yeah, 'spose so. If I'd cut my meat and two veg off there's no way I'd
let people read about it for free.

 

Was he also a contributor to the latest edition of the OED?

 

heh. I must read that other book of his that I have somewhere.

 

Perhaps, certainly doesn't look like a pratt, but it could be argued
whether the knee touchdown was really necessary !

However . . .

http://www.jedi--knight.com/gowerschool/dnc-16-05-04jms.jpg

Shows us circumstances where the GMKD is entirely unwarranted and serves
no usefull purpose. If it was not done entirely for the benefit of the
camera it would certainly look like a pratt in action.

 

Fair play to him.

Nothing wrong with that.

That's disgusting.

No need now, I got the picture, so to speak.