getting knocked out of your limits

How can you understand the psychodrama being played out here, if you
don't know that the main character is rudely stamp'd, deformed,
unfinish'd, and cannot strut before a wanton ambling nymph?

How can you know who the villain's minions are, if you cannot
decipher his shibboleths?

 

I'm not projecting *anything*. The Sick Puppy leaves *nothing* to the
imagination
in his blog.

 

Heh. Yesterday, I was leaving a friend's house and got into rush hour
traffic at the 163-I-5 interchange. Traffic was practically stopped on
the onramp to 5, and all I wanted was the first exit, Imperial Ave.

After reading these accounts, I was surprised that most of the cars
edged over to give me more room. Except the big yellow Hummer, who
decided that, since he had to sit in traffic in his $60,000 vehicle, I
should, too. When he saw me coming, he basically shut the door by moving
over so I couldn't pass. So, I cut over to the next lane, passed him,
and got back in to continue on my way. Some people!

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If traffic is such that I can't split lanes in 2nd gear, traffic is
moving too fast to do it, IMHO.

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I can, and will, on the road. Smile as I pass you.

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There should be some perks to riding an open, two-wheeled vehicle, don't
you think?

We don't have air conditioning. We get wet in the rain. Few of us can
enjoy tunes while on the road, let alone comb our hair, read the paper,
yak on a cell phone or do our mascara in the rear view while driving.

Lane sharing is one of the perks. So is gas mileage and parking.
Y'all cagers need to quit whining about being passed in the suicide
lane! It isn't hurting you any. If having to sit in traffic while
motorcycles continue on strikes you as somehow "unfair," get a bike!
Or just shuddup about it. Accept the things you cannot change, to coin a
phrase...

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Only if there's beer in Heaven. If it's just a bunch of Mormons putting
on skits and making popsicle stick sculptures, I'll give up the front
spot and head for warmer climes.

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Scientologists. They are everywhere, at least in your paranoia, and
they are out to destroy the world as you know it. Tsk, tsk, tsk.

I am a critic of the sordid dialog we are having with A Very Sick
Puppy
who intensely desires to be alternately stroked and punished when he's
made a mess, or when he's failed to make a mess.

I'm a "git", you're a "git", he's a "git".

"Git" and "get" come from the Middle English "gett".

All products of sexual reproduction are "gits" or "gets", as in "What
do you *get* when you cross a mare with a donkey?"

Obviously, you get a sterile creature called a "mule". But, what do
you *get* when you cross A Very Sick Puppy with his sadistic master?

You *get* nothing but a sticky slimy mess from the two weirdos who
have
*gaun gyte*.

GYTE, adj., n.1 Also gite, geyt, geit(e), gaet. [git] I. adj. 1.
Mad, insane, demented, out of one's senses; mad with rage, pain, fear,
joy, etc.; silly, foolish. Freq. in phr. to gae (gang) gyte. General
Scots. Also in Northumbrian dialect.

Make up your mind. Am I a Scientologist or a practicer of BDSM?

The answer is *neither*.

 

I suffer from "motophilia." It's incurable.

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You seem to be taking a pretty wide stance yourself there, Brucie.
Projecting much?

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He's still working the puzzle box, hoping the Cenobites will emerge.
They know all about pain and pleasure...

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How very Scientological of you to post this. And you think this enhances
your position how, exactly? Just makes YOU look like a git. And makes me
wonder what your position is...I suspect you're a Bottom...

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The Very Sick Puppy is already recruiting minions. His blog is like a
freak show. His aberrant psychology might make the basis for a movie,
except Jeff Dahmer went a lot further.

 

He's mad because everyone disrespects him. It doesn't ever occur to
him to wonder *why* everyone disrespects him. Most sociopaths suffer
from a lack of introspective capability.

Luckily, he neither owns nor rides a motorcycle, so his helpful little
hints in motorcycling forums don't need to be disrespected; merely
ignored.

 

I don't. I find riding and driving to be two distinct, separate
skills. They share some attributes, but certainly not enough to
perform one the same way I perform the other.

 

Yes, that is simple.

And we just know that you've never turned right on red when the only
vehicle in front of you at the light is a motorcycle waiting to go
straight, right?

I'll remember to stop you when you try to turn right on red beside me
while I'm waiting on my motorcycle for the green light so I can go
straight through.

You are such a complete waste of carbon. Sheesh.

 

You keep proving how stupid you are. AFTER the guy in front of me in
line pays for his stuff and starts walking out the door, I pay for my
stuff and walk out the door IN FRONT of him, because I can walk
faster, because I'm not pushing a cart, and because doing so does NOT
hold him up OR the other three people I passed on my way out, who were
ambling along, chatting and drinking the sodas they bought while in
line, waiting to pay. NO ONE is inconvenienced, and EVERYONE who
wants to gets home FASTER because I got the **** out of there.

And THAT is an accurate analogy for lanesplitting, not your fucked in
the head ravings.

 

Yet another tidpit of "wisdom" from Krusty Kritter. Sheesh, dude, is
there NOTHING you won't do or say to morph your sick, twisted,
disgusting persona?

 

It would also eliminate the need for lane splitting, as congestion would
miraculously disappear.;-}

Couple of years later, all the roads would be in disrepair, as the funds
to maintain them get diverted to the prison guards' union. With a 95%
reduction in the number of motorists, who would be left to object?

Back to the drawing board....

Rich, Urban Biker

 

Sounds like a good rule of thumb to me. Thanks, Barb

Rich, Urban Biker