Getting Even (humor)

Discussion in 'Texas Bikers' started by Mr. JayT, Dec 23, 2008.

  1. Mr. JayT

    Mr. JayT Guest

    A Story About Getting Even
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    One December day we found an old straggly cat at our door. She was a
    sorry sight. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny, and hair all
    matted down.
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    We felt sorry for the old Cat so we put her in a carrier and took her to
    the vet.
    We didn't know what to call her so we named her 'Pussycat. The vet
    decided to keep her for a day or so.
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    He said he would let us know when we could come and get her. My husband
    (the complainer) said, 'OK, but don't forget to wash her, she stinks.'He
    reminded the vet that it was his WIFE (me) that wanted the dirty cat,
    not him.
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    My husband and my Vet don't see eye to eye. The vet calls my husband
    'El-Cheap-O' and my husband calls the vet 'El-Charge-O'. They love to
    hate each other and constantly 'snipe' at one another, with my husband
    getting in the last word on this particular occasion.
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    The next day my husband had an appointment with his doctor, who is
    located in
    the same building, next door to the vet. The MD's waiting room and
    office was full of people waiting to see the doctor.
    A side ''door opened'' and the -vet- leaned in he had obviously seen my
    husband arrive.
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    He looked straight at my husband and in a loud voice said, 'Your wife's
    pussy
    doesn't stink any more.
    We ''washed and ''shaved it, and now she smells like a rose.
    Oh, and, ''by the way, I think she's'' pregnant. God only knows who the
    father is!'
    Then he closed the door.
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    Now THAT, my friends, is getting even!
     
     
    Mr. JayT, Dec 23, 2008
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