Getting all the engine oil out of the dishwasher and ridding thehouse of the conspicuous smell befor

I don't want questions, only answers

 

Fill with water, lob in a shit load of biological washing powder, run
dishwasher.

Drop and break (accidentally of course) a bottle of her favourite perfume on
the floor. If the smell doesn't hide the engine oil stink, she won't notice
because she'll be wondering what the **** you were doing playing with her
perfume.

Throw a pair of her underkecks on the floor too, just for added confusion.


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Beav

VN 750
Zed 1000
OMF# 19

 

Whoops. Been there, done that. Run the washer through another cycle,
empty, with another detergent load. Worked for me.

For the house: freshly brewed coffee. Lots of. Or get an incontinent
cat.

 

Done.

Beav, you're a life saver!

 

A few empty runs at hottest setting should do it. After it's finished,
spray inside with Febreze.

Not saying this'll definitely work, but it gives you hope just before
she gets back.

 

I'm not entirely sure why washing the oil drain container that I've been
using for the last 15 years was a good idea. Or even necessary.

I'm not sure the cat would go with the knickers and perfume. I'll put
the coffee on.

 

In my case, it was a Honda 400 Four sump. It came out lovely and
clean, mind.

 

The smell of pussy? Surely not.

Good man.

 

Which bit, the bio powder or the parfum de toilet?


--
Beav

VN 750
Zed 1000
OMF# 19

 

It doesn't matter what you do, Simes has already printed this thread
off ready for the next time he meets T.

 

I'm looking to see if she's on Facebook so i can cut out the middleman...

 

Surely that wouldn't be as much fun as doing the deed in person, whilst
both parties are present?

 

btdt mk1 rs2000 ally sump

 

Neither as it happens

 

So what will I get for my Bosch when I shove it on ebay then?

Actually I was thinking of you earlier. After the dishwasher incident,
which followed the oil all over the drive incident, which followed the
tool into the drained oil incident, and the huge amount spent on
dishwasher cleaners (all wasted IMO), and buying the most expensive
boquet of flowers that Waitrose had in stock [1] [2], I decided to cheer
myself up by updating the firmware on my phone.

Long story short, I've not got a Nokia E71 which does what it should do
rather than what 3 would like it to do, but no contacts. And the upgrade
process had caused me to delete my backup.

Anyway, I didn't have the energy left to put together just the right
level of profanity to express how I really felt. Do you do commissions?

[1] Convenient place for range of dishwasher cleaners
[2] "The greenery with these flowers looks like sticks of sprouts. Why
have you bought me sticks of sprouts?"

 

How much bigger than Trev is Grimly?

 

Eh? I thought it was Gyp that you were going to dump in it. Although
he's managed to do himself in pretty effectively already.

 

hehehehehe

 

You're right... Never read ukrm without contact lenses.

 

On Wed, 02 Sep 2009 09:46:46 +0100, Nige wrote:

FFS Nige - can't you learn to snip, or else laugh to yourself instead of
the entire world?