Get out and ride

I got on the black "Death Machine" this morning and rode it to church. Heard
a couple of good things and saw some nice classic cars. If I were not
married, I would have seen some good looking women too. As I was leaving,
the bottom just fell out and I got totally soaked sitting at the light. I
thought about it and decided I am a manly man biker and continued the ride.
I had a smile on my face for the whole hour it took for me to get home. I
was so wet that water ran out of my ass and out of my boots when I got off
the bike. It was a lot of fun and no one ran over me. You pusses get out of
the house and get wet. It wont hurt you.

 

<grumble.. grumble> Who the hell you callin' a pussy, you old fart ? I'm
sitting here in the Mexicans' living room.. dry as a bone, reading some new
guy posting about the "damn weather".. hehehe.. You get your silly ass out
there and get some work done on that Valkyrie.. You can just about get those
forks rebuilt and whatever else needs to get that thing back on the road,
while
this rain shit is going on.. LMAO..

Bill Walker

 

You tell them Usenet Pussys all about it Jerry..I guess they are
afraid there going to melt.

Redshad

 

That's the redeeming feature of rain riding(if such riding
truly has any redemptions), once you get soaking wet,
you can get no wetter.

I also find it odd that some fellow motorists will motion
at you that it's raining. as if I was unaware of that event.

 

As I was sitting at the light, I decided I could not get any wetter, so what
the hell. It was actually kinda nice after my body adjusted to the temp. It
was not cold, so that made it better.

 

I did get one fork torn apart and I may get it back together today. or not.
The big girl needs to be ridden.

 

I thought I was going to melt for a moment. Then it didn't matter. After I
got almost home, it cleared up.

 

Well git'er done, dude.. You and I have both had time to rest up after that
run to Arizona.. It's about time for us to get back to biz'ness.. Don'cha
think ?

 

Having never met you or your family IRL I would think that referring to
your SO as "the big girl" would be somewhat... degrading. ;-)

 

Whoosh.. C'mon now, Bill C. He was referring to that Gucci Valkyrie
he rides as "The Big Girl" Take my word for it.. when the SO is around
ol'Jerry walks on eggshells.. At one point on our last little get together
in those Arkansas mountains.. it seemed like she was going to thrash
that whole bunch cause she didn't like the way we took some of the
fiendish curves, there.. That was the maddest woman I've seen in a
long time.. I remember that tongue lashing very well and took it to
heart.. She accused all of us of being maniacs amongst some other
and more dramatic adjectives..

To sum up.. With Jerry.. "The Big Girl" is the Valkyrie and "Honey"
"Baby" and "Darlin" is his SO..

Bill Walker

 

Bill, I could not have put it better.

 

Bill Catell states an opinion:
''Having never met you (Jerry) or your family IRL I would think that
referring to your SO as "the big girl" would be somewhat... degrading.
;-)

BillWalker helps out:
Whoosh.. C'mon now, Bill C. He was referring to that Gucci Valkyrie he
rides as "The Big Girl" Take my word for it.. when the SO is around
ol'Jerry walks on eggshells..




I got dubs on calling mine ''Honey'' atleast on this group.

But, one of us needs to esplain to Red-Shad what SO, means.
(LOLOLOLLOL)