German autobahns?

40km/h over the limit at a guess, which was rather generous of plod I
reckon

 

# Seems I've waited longer than I've ever done
# My mind is getting evil and my body's numb

</UST>

 

If in doubt, call them Nazis and wait for them to apologise for the war

 

And "Ausfahrt" is not a command to pass wind

 

and Geöffnet is not the name of a popular internet service ...

 

Sound like a right bunch of murderous charmers. Who the **** would want
to be neighbours with them, eh? I'm not surprised many Germans take the
first opportunity they can to **** off from the place if it's (and it
is) dominated by control-freak arseholes.

 

I'll pass on that, thanks. I've worked with the German Luftwaffe in
the States. Good folks, drink to excess too. They fit right in at the
Club. <g>

 

Making progress. There are four more exactly like it.

Total for fines on that trip was roughly ¤2500.

The Swiss don't **** about either.

 

And "overtaking where it is not clear" or something like that.

The back-markers had spotted the pursuit bike and slowed down.

 

$:

they only drink to excess by *your* standards. By European standards they
are mid-table at best.

 

The drunkenmeisters extroardinaire are, in my experience, surprisingly,
the swiss

 

Yeah, and don't make a noise or disturb the peace on a sunday -
....straight to the concentration camp

 

Hey ...

Never noticed that one

Wonder how it would work as an addy ...

NAh ... won't take umlauts

 

Dear, oh, dear.

Go to your room, and turn that bloody noise down!

 

Really?

Per capita they are quite low
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_alcohol_consumption

Perhaps they are like the Nordics: don't buy much booze through official
channels but have the stills bubbling away in the shed...

 

It's on every shop door, well the ones that are *open*.

 

Yeah, I was only a case of beer and a fifth of whiskey drinker per
night at that time. My liver thanked me when I quit. My local bar
went bankrupt. hehe

 

That's what I always thought, but, as I said, in my experience, and I'm
hardly a teetoller, total piss artists

I presume that there must be quite a few that exist to balance the
statistic, I've just not met many

Now ...

That's a completely different tin of herrings

A Norwegian disco consists of jailbait bopping around together, lads so
pissed they can hardly stand up

 

Well, obviously

I meant as a potential email address

 

40 kms per hour over the speed limit by the looks of it but i aint
got me glasses on