General Amusement

See? That's exactly what I'm talking about. We're so much fun to pick
on. You just can't do that with Canadians. I mean really now, Celine
Dion and Gordon Lightfoot?

 

<small voice>

I like Gordon Lightfoot.

</small voice>

 

Gaaa I hate agreeing

 

and the Dutch giggling about paying 60 Guilders for Manhattan island.

 

Apart from a decent mountain what has Alaska got to offer? No Sarah
Palin gags are allowed btw.

 

Oil and hardly any women.

 

But gagging Sarah is *such* a pretty picture

 

Weed! Lots and lots of weed. It's a stoners paradise.

 

Two is twice as good though.

I bet you like bagpipes too, don't you?

 

Well, there are bears, both brown and white. Bigguns, for sure.
They're pretty impressive. And fish. Lots of fish. Halibut so big they
call them "barn doors." And mosquitoes, too. But we won't count those,
mainly because there are too many to count. Alaska's a nice place.
Stunningly beautiful, if you can see past the trees.

Sure I can't interest you in a nice chrome-studded ball gag?

 

As big as this?
http://amazingdata.com/biggest-halibut/

 

Oh yeah. That's certainly a biggie, but it's not the biggest halibut,
by far. It may be a world record for sport fishermen, but not for the
commercial guys. They've caught fish as big as 700lbs.

 

"Switzerland - it's like Forest Lawn but without the excitement."

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KotPT -- "for stupidity above and beyond the call of duty".

 

"England - it's like Scotland without the excrement."

 

I've been embarrassed to be English more than once. Certainly when I
was in Rome and the hooligans were ripping up the stadium .. :/

Paul.

 

Oddly, I've never been embarrassed to be English, nor will I ever be.
Hooligans and twats aren't all English (or British) and I've never met a
furriner who thinks we're all tarred with the same brush.

 

yeah, but then that's probably because you're stupid.

 

I've certainly pretended not to be in the past.

 

Merkins, OTOH...

 

Beav said

never met a furriner who thinks we're all tarred with the same brush.


but now Rednecks are all.................