GEAR-SHIFTING - A LAZY WAY TO ACCELERATE

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by urbanasphalt, Jul 2, 2005.

  1. urbanasphalt

    urbanasphalt Guest

    Japan - THE LAND OF SCOOTERS - has instituted a new licensing category
    for scooters as of June, 2005.

    Yes folks, if you want nothing to do with a car (cage) or manual-shift
    (dinosaur worthless) motorcycle then YOU can get a license JUST for a
    scooter.

    There are 4 types.

    up to 50cc (anyone with a car permit can ride a 50cc. This permit has
    been around for decades)

    new - up to 125cc
    new - up to 400cc

    and

    new - UNLIMITED.

    Remember this. Gearing is useless and worthless.

    Why fucking bother?
    Is it to "be a man"?
    Is it some kind of "tough guy" thing?

    Manual shifting is for MORONS and BASTARDS!

    I have spoken!

    Shifting is not necessary. We now have AUTOMATIC MOTORCYCLES.

    You TROGLODYTES need to get that through your bovine yob heads.
     
    urbanasphalt, Jul 2, 2005
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    John Banks Guest

    Um folks - this wasn't me HONEST
     
    John Banks, Jul 2, 2005
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  3. urbanasphalt

    steve auvache Guest

    some fick **** wrote
    This is utter bollox of course, sadly.
    I think you overestimate the intelligence of the folks around here, they
    are much closer to you than you may think.
     
    steve auvache, Jul 2, 2005
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  4. urbanasphalt

    steve auvache Guest

    John Banks wrote
    Des, is that you?
     
    steve auvache, Jul 2, 2005
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  5. urbanasphalt

    Tim Guest

    Now? Where the **** have you been matey? Automatic bikes have been
    around for years.
    You should keep on the dried frog pills.
     
    Tim, Jul 3, 2005
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  6. urbanasphalt

    Muck Guest

    <snip>

    Hmm.. you talk about 'car permit' I've never heard it called that
    before.

    I wouldn't something like this though... not a scoot, thank goodness.

    http://www.wclintdavis.com/id14.html
     
    Muck, Jul 3, 2005
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  7. urbanasphalt

    Grimly Curmudgeon Guest

    Really? Who gives a **** anyway, you trolling fucktard.
     
    Grimly Curmudgeon, Jul 3, 2005
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  8. urbanasphalt

    urbanasphalt Guest

    Harlow North is a great plan. I totally support it, and you should, too!
     
    urbanasphalt, Jul 3, 2005
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  9. urbanasphalt

    Cab Guest

    ISTR that in the film Judge Dredd, they had 5 or 6 bikes. Of those,
    only one was a manual gearbox.
     
    Cab, Jul 3, 2005
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  10. urbanasphalt

    urbanasphalt Guest


    ***

    What do the above hieroglyphics refer to? Some sort of 'biker code' for
    various motorcycle models? Motorcycle rallys? rallies? Tours?

    Odds Bodkins!
     
    urbanasphalt, Jul 3, 2005
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  11. urbanasphalt

    Catman Guest

    wrote:


    2/10 Your troll is not even internally consistent.
    --
    Catman MIB#14 SKoGA#6 TEAR#4 BOTAFOF#38 Apostle#21 COSOC#3
    Tyger, Tyger Burning Bright (Remove rust to reply)
    Alfa 116 Giulietta 3.0l (Really) Sprint 1.7 75 TS 156 TS S2
    Triumph Speed Triple: Black with extra black bits
    www.cuore-sportivo.co.uk
     
    Catman, Jul 3, 2005
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