Further on the Nanny State

Okay, okay, we get it. You don't like the UK.

Why don't you **** off to alt.imick.ikike.ibike where your sort are
tolerated.

 

Mmm, Catherine Zeta.

Sorry, what were you saying ?

Paul.

 

<snip plod being cunts>

I'm glad we don't have that kind of crap here. What plod has done though
was kinda nice. We have changeable message boards on the freeways. The
current is: SHARE THE ROAD LOOK TWICE FOR MOTORCYCLISTS[1].

The signs only display capital letters.

 

petrolcan posted:

At least the UK doesn't use teams of hitmen that pretend to be
innocent people from other countries (ironically olim like Des
considers himself to be) to take out political enemies.

 

They already are in Poland, I think at least a year. I kept forgetting
and being flashed by other cars.

 

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010/feb/17/uk-israeli-ambassador-dubai-killing
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010/feb/18/dubai-police-certain-mossad-killing

"Our investigations reveal that Mossad is involved in the murder of Mahmoud
al-Mabhouh. It is 99%, if not 100%, that Mossad is standing behind the
murder."

 

Like in the US?:

"I can only hope that the numbers quickly get too big to be white
washed and ignored that the American zombies wake up and revolt; it
will take nothing less. I would only hope that by striking a nerve that
stimulates the inevitable double standard, knee-jerk government
reaction that results in more stupid draconian restrictions people wake
up and begin to see the pompous political thugs and their mindless
minions for what they are. Sadly, though I spent my entire life trying
to believe it wasn't so, but violence not only is the answer, it is the
only answer."

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, 'Hog

I was mildly tickled the other day to see a fire engine with more
flashing lights than "Close Encounters" and a siren that would have
woken the dead being badly balked on a roundabout.

By an ambulance with no lights on at all.

 

We have "Think Bike" signs on gantries. The problem is, it usually
makes drives think "I hate those fucking bikers swanning through
traffic while I'm sat here late for my meeting".

 

How about Le Monde?

http://www.lemonde.fr/international...te-du-mossad_1307666_3210.html#ens_id=1308166

Caveat: translated by Google

"most Israeli newspapers does not doubt the responsibility of the
Mossad, the Israeli department responsible for foreign intelligence"

 

Who blew up the King David Hotel then?

 

It's been mandatory in Bert Weedon for years.

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Beav

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Don't talk fucking wet.

I've got a pal in the armed response uint and he says "Don't talk fucking
wet"

You mean it's not?

Yeah, move to a kibbutz on the outskirts of Buttfuck Jerusalem.


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Because they're usually pretty good at covering their tracks.

But occasionally, they **** up and do something stupid.

Really? Now that's a fucking surprise, you thinking that.

Send me a copy of the last page 23 so I can read it, will you?

At last, a proper admission.


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And they really do too. One (a taxi driver) even shouted "**** OFF" at me at
the top of his voice as I rolled up towards his rear (f'narr) on the
motorway. He was glaring like a fucking lunatic at me while I trundled along
doing all of 5 mph, which was just slow enough to allow me to spot who was
doing the shouting. I stopped and opened his rear passenger door and said
"Sorry, did you say something"? then waddled of up lane 2.5.

The poor fucker was almost at the point of having a heart attack and I made
it necessary for him to get out of his car to close it. Actually, I think he
was probably amused.



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Beav

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Is that why the Dubai cops have arrested two ex-Fatah operatives?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/wor...ssassination-of-Hamas-commander-in-Dubai.html

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Pip took a blunt brush and painted...

I know what I'd say to them. I'd give them a long, loud earful about how it
doesn't matter what you wear, or your lights are on, there's still plenty of
drivers out there who just refuse to see you and try to drive straight though
you.

And a high viz jacket will make sod all difference.

And they should save their money from this and put it to use doing random
checks on driver awareness, banning those who fail.

 

I would probably have a very friendly but extremely well-informed discussion
about the issues supposedly being addressed. This would have the effect of
a) raising plod awareness of the average motorcyclist's understanding of the
issues under discussion, and b) wasting police time.

 

It takes two friendly and well-informed people to have a very friendly
but extremely well-informed discussion, and it doesn't work when one side
is either very stupid or doesn't believe the crap he has to spout.
You have a better chance of a good debate with the Jehovah's Witnesses
at your front door.

 

It takes two friendly and well-informed people to have a very friendly
but extremely well-informed discussion, and it doesn't work when one side
is either very stupid or doesn't believe the crap he has to spout.
You have a better chance of a good debate with the Jehovah's Witnesses
at your front door.
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I have *almost* got some Jehovah witnesses to agree with me that they
were actually worshipers of a sun god.

They left with one dragging the other possible sun god worshiper away.

I considered that a good well-informed debate with a positive outcome!