FunnyOrNot?

I walked into a public toilet where I found two cubicles, of which one
was already occupied. So I entered the other one, closed the door,
dropped my trousers and sat down.

A voice came from the cubicle next to me: "Hello mate, how you going?"

I thought it a bit strange but not wanting to be rude I replied "Yeah,
not too bad thanks."

After a short pause, I heard the voice again "So, what you up to
mate?"

Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly it must be said. Unsure what to
say, I replied "Umm, just having a quick poo.. How about yourself?"

I then heard the voice for the third time ..... "Sorry mate, I'll have
to call you back. I've got some dickhead in the loo next to me
answering everything I say."

 

[snip]

not.

 

It went downhill from here.

--
Alex

"I laugh in the face of danger"
"Then I hide until it goes away"

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I thought it was quite funny.

So that'd be another "not".

 

Amazingly, the same happened to someone in Spain and someone in france,
AFAIK.

 

Champ bored us all completely to death with wittery prose along the
lines of:

Funny.

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Champ wrote:

<snip>

Very funny.

 

Tell me that you lifted this from elsewhere, eh?

Not, anyway.

 

That's an old joke.

 

Funny-ish the first time I heard it, but the ten years since hasn't been
kind.

 

William Grainger wrote

Disagree slightly.

 

Rexx wrote

Snot the age that is important, the trick is it is the telling.

 

It was somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the

Just as well you go commando.

--

Dave

GS 850 x2 / SE 6a
SbS#6 DIAABTCOD#16 APOSTLE#6 FUB#3
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Does copy and paste make things funnier then?
--
Alex

YZF 600

"I laugh in the face of danger"

"Then I hide until it goes away"

www.upce.org.uk
www.drzoidberg.co.uk

 

Dr Zoidberg wrote

No but if it was worth a chuckle in the first place it doesn't detract
from it.

 

Rope and Blaney on same wavelength shocker!

Rope and Blaney on same wavelength shocker!

(well, I laughed the first time I heard it)

 

I'm not keen; the standard of cleanliness doesn't meet my demanding
requirements.

 

Funny up to this point

The predictable ending spoilt it. Sorry.

 

I'm more worried about people seeing my knob.

 

I didn't foresee it. I thought they would end up getting it on.