Funny spam

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by flashgorman, Apr 2, 2004.

  1. flashgorman

    flashgorman Guest

    After several thousand spam mails I have at last got one which made me
    chuckle.

    "Make her moan all night long"

    Not usually a problem me for I have to say ;o)
     
    flashgorman, Apr 2, 2004
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    Chris H#2 Guest

    Heh - I can do it from 60 miles away :p
     
    Chris H#2, Apr 2, 2004
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    Molly Guest

    Mine moaned all her life.
     
    Molly, Apr 2, 2004
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  4. flashgorman

    jsp Guest

    You know enforced abstinence can be construed as mental torture?

    --
    John

    SV650
    Black it is
    and naked
     
    jsp, Apr 2, 2004
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    Lady Nina Guest

    YES.

    Never, ever take a bet in a pub just before lent. Even if it reaches
    three figures. Still only a week to go <whimper>
     
    Lady Nina, Apr 2, 2004
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  6. flashgorman

    Lozzo Guest

    Lady Nina says...
    Avoid pretty boys. YKIMS.

    --
    Lozzo : The anti-Timo
    YZF1000R, GPZ500S, CB250RS x3
    BOTAFOT#57/70a, BOTAFOF#57, MIB#22, TCP#7,
    ANORAK#9, DIAABTCOD#14, UKRMT5BB, IBW#013, MIRTTH#15a/16,
    BotToS#8, GP#2, SBS#10, SH#3, DFV#14, BONY#9.
    Url for ukrm newbies : http://www.ukrm.net/faq/ukrmscbt.html
    http://www.glfuk.com/ for MJK Leathers in the UK.
    Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
     
    Lozzo, Apr 2, 2004
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  7. flashgorman

    Lady Nina Guest

    <plaintive voice> But they're so lovely, I don't mean to toy with
    them, I just want to stroke their long hair </plaintive voice>
     
    Lady Nina, Apr 2, 2004
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  8. flashgorman

    jsp Guest

    Self imposed! That goes *way* beyond mental torture into an entirely
    different area.

    But...

    Just think how much you'll enjoy the end of lent....

    --
    John

    SV650
    Black it is
    and naked
     
    jsp, Apr 2, 2004
    #8
  9. flashgorman

    Ginge Guest

    BOSM time then.

    Now I see why you're worried.
     
    Ginge, Apr 2, 2004
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  10. flashgorman

    Lozzo Guest

    Ginge says...
    <thinks about spare place in nice comfy 4-poster bed>

    --
    Lozzo : The anti-Timo
    YZF1000R, GPZ500S, CB250RS x3
    BOTAFOT#57/70a, BOTAFOF#57, MIB#22, TCP#7,
    ANORAK#9, DIAABTCOD#14, UKRMT5BB, IBW#013, MIRTTH#15a/16,
    BotToS#8, GP#2, SBS#10, SH#3, DFV#14, BONY#9.
    Url for ukrm newbies : http://www.ukrm.net/faq/ukrmscbt.html
    http://www.glfuk.com/ for MJK Leathers in the UK.
    Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
     
    Lozzo, Apr 2, 2004
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    deadmail Guest

    She talked about pretty boys, I think you're safe mate.
     
    deadmail, Apr 2, 2004
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    steve auvache Guest

    jsp wrote
    I could sue wimminkind then?
     
    steve auvache, Apr 3, 2004
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  13. flashgorman

    DangerScouse Guest

    steve auvache says...
    What, like blanket suing? Is this where we all contribute 0.1p to your
    losses?

    --
    Lesley
    ZXR400SP
    SBS#11[with oak-leaf cluster]
    BOTAFOT#101A UKRMHRC#12
    BONY#54P BOB#18

    Un-cork me to reply
     
    DangerScouse, Apr 3, 2004
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  14. flashgorman

    Lady Nina Guest

    Nah, never funt anyone you work with, post to a newsgroup with or
    who's married to someone that isn't you. Damn good rules those and
    I've only broken one of them and that because he forgot to mention the
    pregnant wife.
     
    Lady Nina, Apr 3, 2004
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    deadmail Guest

    I don't know if losses is the right word. Steve's not er.. 'lost'
    anything for years and it's now backing up and causing all sorts of
    complications.
     
    deadmail, Apr 3, 2004
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    steve auvache Guest

    DangerScouse wrote
    I was thinking more along the lines of reinstatement but I suppose money
    will do as compensation.
     
    steve auvache, Apr 3, 2004
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  17. flashgorman

    DangerScouse Guest

    steve auvache says...
    How long do you think you would last with the reinstatement idea? Not
    too long, I'd wager.

    --
    Lesley
    ZXR400SP
    SBS#11[with oak-leaf cluster]
    BOTAFOT#101A UKRMHRC#12
    BONY#54P BOB#18

    Un-cork me to reply
     
    DangerScouse, Apr 4, 2004
    #17
  18. flashgorman

    DangerScouse Guest

    says...
    Heh, good point. But the images it throws up....eeeeuuuuukkkk!!

    --
    Lesley
    ZXR400SP
    SBS#11[with oak-leaf cluster]
    BOTAFOT#101A UKRMHRC#12
    BONY#54P BOB#18

    Un-cork me to reply
     
    DangerScouse, Apr 4, 2004
    #18
  19. flashgorman

    steve auvache Guest

    DangerScouse wrote
    Who wants to live forever?
     
    steve auvache, Apr 4, 2004
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