Funny book

So yeah, my copy arrived yesterday, I'm up to week 8 and it is
very,very funny.
Full of bits you'll recognise if you've ever lived in Shropshire or
gone biking in Holland.

His comments about Telford Town Park are hilarious.

The book is only available here -
http://www.cafepress.com/morristelford.13729028

Anyone else read it?

Greasy Greta xxx

"Moto Guzzi Guzzles Motors"

 

It was somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember (Greta) saying
something like:

"Greta from accounts who looked like an even older Charlie Dimmock"

Is that you? If the samples are anything to go by, I won't be bothering.

--

Dave

GS 850 x2 / SE 6a
SbS#6 DIAABTCOD#16 APOSTLE#6 FUB#3
FUB KotL OSOS#12? UKRMMA#19 COSOC#10

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Grimly Curmudgeon

Me neither. It reads like one of Des's "holiday" posts.
--
Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

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Naaa, I've never worked in accounts and I totally don't look like "an
even older Charlie Dimmock"!!! I'm only 19.

The book is really cool though.

Who's Des?

 

...ignorance...bliss...

 

So you are real. I thought you were an invention of the author
trying to sell more copies of his crappy book.

Only 19! Photos please?
Can I buy you a cup of tea? How do you take it?

As for Des - he's the imaginary Frenchman with an imaginary girlfriend
and an imaginary R1. Search for genuine_froggie.

 

the cont known as Eiron says...

That's it, scare her off before Ginge gets here.

 

Are there any naked photos of you on the Internet?


(Happy now, Petrolcan?)

 

It's ok, I'm here... Chill.

 

the cont known as Ginge says...

I fear you may be too late.

 

A good question, and one many of us have often pondered. Some say he's
the chain-clanking undead ethereal remnant of a tragically lost *nix
geek, others think he's just a ****.

--

Dave

GS 850 x2 / SE 6a
SbS#6 DIAABTCOD#16 APOSTLE#6 FUB#3
FUB KotL OSOS#12? UKRMMA#19

 

In my defence I woke up at 5 today, and have been to Horsham, and Sunny-
Pixieville before returning home following a journey from hell up the
M1.

 

the cont known as Ginge says...

It seems harsh to chastise you given the circumstances. If it happens
again it'll be a different story.

 

My sincerest condolences.

 

Sounds fair to me. Bring it on, peat-boy.

 

I've been through worse.

 

To be fair, some of the roads round there are ok but by the sounds of
it, you weren't there to go sightseeing.

 

the cont known as Ginge says...

<harks back to the days out on the bog winning the peats>

Thank **** I don't have to do that anymore.

 

Nope, work. (I have been witnessed wearing a suit today) However being
in the SRi it seemed wrong not to gas it through the twistiest bits of
Mickleham bends at a pace on the way home.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, petrolcan

You've moved out of Watford then?
--
Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"