Fun With Motorcycle Acronyms...

Someone sent me a list of Auto Acronyms... but I thought there ought to a
list of Motorcycle Acronyms... something like this...

DUCATI
Delivers Unlimited Cash Annually To Italy


KAWASAKI
Kicks And Wobbles And Shakes And Kills Indiscriminately

HARLEY
Helmetless Asshole Rides Less Every Year

YAMAHA
Yes Another Motorcycle And Honda Admirer

SUZUKI
Shreds Underwear Zigzags Until Kid Impacts

HONDA
Had One Never Did Again

BMW
Broke My Wallet

Larry L
94 RC45 #2
Have a wheelie NICE day...
Lean & Mean it in every corner of your life...
If it wasn't for us the fast lane would rust...
V4'S are music to the seat of my pants...
1952 De Havilland Chipmunk...
Yank and bank your brains loose...
http://members.ebay.com/aboutme/-xlax-/
http://home.comcast.net/~netters2/
http://www.fox302.com/index.pl?s=vg&user=netters2

 

Probably my Long Island upbringing, but I prefer Bring More Wampum.

NORTON
Never Order Replacement Tires On 'Net

INDIAN
If Not Driveable It's Actually Normal

BUELL
Bad Underwriters Exceed Limits of Liability

URAL
U Really Asked, Larry?

Rich, Urban Biker

 

Rich... how about BMW Bring More Wrenches???

Good ones Rich...

Larry L
94 RC45 #2
Have a wheelie NICE day...
Lean & Mean it in every corner of your life...
If it wasn't for us the fast lane would rust...
V4'S are music to the seat of my pants...
1952 De Havilland Chipmunk...
Yank and bank your brains loose...
http://members.ebay.com/aboutme/-xlax-/
http://home.comcast.net/~netters2/
http://www.fox302.com/index.pl?s=vg&user=netters2

 

Hooked On Non-descript Aesthetics.

 

Good one Ari...

This one is from by friend Gary S
HONDA
Has Offered No Development Annually...

Larry L
94 RC45 #2
Have a wheelie NICE day...
Lean & Mean it in every corner of your life...
If it wasn't for us the fast lane would rust...
V4'S are music to the seat of my pants...
1952 De Havilland Chipmunk...
Yank and bank your brains loose...
http://members.ebay.com/aboutme/-xlax-/
http://home.comcast.net/~netters2/
http://www.fox302.com/index.pl?s=vg&user=netters2

 

Yahoo, Agressive Motorcyclist Ass Hat Alert!

 

DUCATI

Delivers Unmatched Cornering Abilities and Titillating Inspiration

Spanky

 

HARLEY

Heavy Albatross, Rumbles Loudly, Earning Yawns

 

Heavy Armchair Riders; Lazy Extravagant Yutzes


rich, urban biker

 

OK, I'll play:

KTM
Keep Throwing Money

 

My turn;

Victory
Very Intense Creation Turns On the Reekys, Yes!


Obviously I ride a vic.

 

TRIUMPH

Triple Riders Invent Unconventional Motor Production Habits

Cheers,

Tim Kreitz
2003 ZX7R
2000 ZX6R
DoD #2184
http://www.timkreitz.com
http://superbikeblog.blogspot.com

 

"X-No-archive: yes"

BMW
Bring More Wampum

 

Bavarian Money Waster

 

Bought My Wife

 

HARLEY DAVIDSON
Hogs Are Really Expensive, Your Dollars Are Very Irresponsibly Disbursed,
Spent On Nonsense

SOFTTAIL
Soft Or Fluffy? Tell The Truth And I'll Laugh

LOW RIDER
Loud Old Wacko Rides Irresponsibly Down Entire Road

AMC
Almost Mechanically Caustic

BIG DOG
Barely Ingenious, Gonna Drop On Ground

WEST COAST CHOPPERS
Why Everyone's Still Too Cool, Obviously, As Seen Televised Constantly,
Harley Ownin' Pediatricians Pervade Everyone's Ridin' Space

HONDA
Happy Owners, Nice - Deviceful Advertising!

GOLDWING
Get On, Load Dingy Wife, Irritate Normal Guys

KAWASAKI
Kick And Whack And Slam - Aren't Kawi's Indestructible?

SUZUKI
Slow Until Zooming Under Kids' Influence

YAMAHA
You And Me Ain't Harley Admirers

DUCATI
Developed Ulcer Considering Affording This Item

CAGIVA
Can't Afford, Get It Via "Aquisition"

BMW
British Made Wreckage

TRIUMPH
Totally Ripping It Up, Making Police Hurry

NORTON
Nice Old Ride, The Owner's Nuts

EXCELSIOR HENDERSON
Even X-Champions Expect Loose Screws, I Only Ride Her Extreemly Near
Distances, Even Rain Spooks Owners' Nerves

BSA
Bruises, Sprains Assured

BENELLI
British Engineers Never Even Learned Little Italian

MOTO GUZZI
Machine Owned To Only Goof Up, Zig-Zag, Irritate

URAL
Unless Russians Are Loners

ROYAL ENFIELD
Rich Old Yanks All Love, Even Nuts Feel It's England's Lowest Development

KTM
Killed The Maico

MAICO
Malfunctions, Awfuly Irritating, Constant Obstacles

BULTACO
Bettter Understood Largely Throughout Ancient Civilizations Only

INDIAN
Irresponsible Nutjobs Devised Illogical Alliance Nevertheless

BUELL
Boring Until Engineers Lighten Load

VICTORY
Very Impressive, Cool To Old Riding Yokels

HODAKA
How Often Does A Kid Aquire?

HUSQVARNA
Horribly Ugly, Something Quite Vicious About Riders, Not Advised

DUKE
Don't Underestimate Kooky Engineering!

(Disclaimer - I may or may not have heard some of these before, I'm not
sure, If I Ripped something off, I'm sorry)
Fun game, great idea Larry

T

Soul:
http://www.DallasMinistries.com
Ears:
http://www.WhiteT.com
Eyes:
http://www.BishopStudios.com
Funny Bone:
http://www.wrongnews.com

 

SOFTTAIL

Should've been:
Tell And I'll Laugh

and

should have been Carcinogenic

oops...oh well, those wern't that good anyway

T

Soul:
http://www.DallasMinistries.com
Ears:
http://www.WhiteT.com
Eyes:
http://www.BishopStudios.com
Funny Bone:
http://www.wrongnews.com

 

Tell And I'll Laugh

should've been
Tell Truth And I'll Laugh

I'm on a roll

T

Soul:
http://www.DallasMinistries.com
Ears:
http://www.WhiteT.com
Eyes:
http://www.BishopStudios.com
Funny Bone:
http://www.wrongnews.com

 

,,, "British" ? obviously, "Bavarian" would have made more sense

 

You're welcome White... you made a huge contribution non the less... I'm
still laughing my ass off...
more than Jr. Pudknocker's stuff...

Larry L
94 RC45 #2
Have a wheelie NICE day...
Lean & Mean it in every corner of your life...
If it wasn't for us the fast lane would rust...
V4'S are music to the seat of my pants...
1952 De Havilland Chipmunk...
Yank and bank your brains loose...
http://members.ebay.com/aboutme/-xlax-/
http://home.comcast.net/~netters2/
http://www.fox302.com/index.pl?s=vg&user=netters2