Full-on bukake action

We went to the circus last night. No prizes for guessing whose other
half got a big kiss from the clown immediately after the clown got
custard-pied.

It was the first time any of us had been to the circus and I have to say
I was absolutely excellent. Then again, any entertainment that involves
putting gorgeous fit girls in fishnets and miniskirts and then lifting
them above your head gets my vote.

Really good family entertainment, and a shame was that they were only
about 20% full.

 

I went for the first time a few weeks ago and enjoyed it immensely too.

Highlight for me (apart from the scantily-clad ultra-bendy girls) was the 3
lads riding small 'crossers round the inside of a not-so-large spherical
cage.
How they avoided collision was just beyond me. The noise was amazing too -
but I was mostly knocked out by their obvious skill.

 

Ballet is better. Especially when you're shagging one of the
ballerinas.

 

Ben was seen penning the following ode to ... whatever:

Oh yes indeedy...

 

<makes entry on To-Do list>

 

"First position... second position... MISSIONARY POSITION!!"

 

Suppose that WILL get the attention of the audience..?!


/Claus

 

Don't the audience find it off putting?

 

In

Combine the two, shag a ballerina on the trapeze!

(Note - Trapeze isn't a lubricant)


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It could be if she likes it.

 

Ben says...

Sweller will probably now stop being proud about his daughter training
to be a ballerina.

 

no comment

 

sweller says...

See what you've done, Ben? Robbed the poor girl of her innocence, in her
dad's eyes.

 

I can think of more pleasurable way to do that. And if Sweller's got
to start that Guzzi to chase, well, we're back to you and that bloke
and his Ferrari.

 

Christofire says...

I'd rather pit myself against a Ferrari than Sweller on the Guzzi. Have
you seen him ride that thing? Leaving Sarrat one night with me on the
black ZZR11, Bear on his 9R and Sweller on the Guzzi, neither Bear or I
could believe how quick he was through the lanes going back to the M25.

 

I was referring to the starting rigmarole there was at the BOSM.