Fukkit

Wahay! I didn't! So that's it - for a brief moment in my life, I've
owned 1000bhp worth of vehicles.

<waits for Veyrom owner to show up>

 

Hmm.

164 [1] + 55 [2] + 180 = 399. Weak.

[1] MCN figure
[2] Banjax dyno

 

115+100+45[1]=260 even weaker.

[1]In it's dreams

 

I'm not doing too well on the bike front, but our family has a good
selection of gas-guzzling planet-killing 4x4s.

There are 5 here (counting the Sierra, which is long-term unemployed...
hmmm... wonder if I can get a government grant to get it back to work?) and
BiL has one, too.

Not sure what the combined power would be... lessee, somewhere near 700 bhp
nominal.

 

<fx:keeps schtum>

 

I have this nice LE which will take your total to 1001.
YKIMS.

 

Do you want to put your number plate on my 10R and have it dynoed so
you can get the required increase? There'd only be the two of us that
knew the truth and I'd never let on about it.

 

Pleasingly, at work I have a female friend of 24 who is now regularly
using the word "****". This is particularly gratifying since that
demographic generally finds the word horrific. And also gratifying
because she's got great tits.

 

V seems to be getting in the habit of using it too. Specifically when
describing Ben from the current series of The Apprentice.

 

I find the word **** being used by women far more gratifying when it's
a really posh burd saying it.

--
Lozzo
Versys 650 Tourer
Fireblade 929 (For sale)
CBR600F-W trackbike
SR250 SpazzTrakka,
SR250 wivva topbox
TS250C
RD400F, somewhere
I see a bright new future, where chickens can cross the road with no
fear of having their motives questioned

 

lol


--


Nige,

Honda VTR1000 SOLD!
BMW K1200S
Range Rover Vogue
Aprilia RSV Mille

 

anything that upsets the colonials is a +1 for me.

 

upthread a bit, it was pointed out that breeding additional people to fill
up an already over-crowded planet rather screws the arguments of the
tofu-eating vegans who knit their own bicycle (made, of course, from
naturally shed wool gathered from the hedgerows and left there by happy
free-roaming ovines) who fart pure oxygen (unlikely, IME of vegans, who live
mostly on beans)...

'tis a fact that one of the biggest problems on the planet is too many
people. Although I suppose we shouldn't use that as an excuse to **** it up
more than we already have.

 

Sure you wouldn't!

 

I'm doing spectacularly shit at this for me. At the moment, 2 cars and
around 600 bhp between 'em.

--
Pete M - OMF#9

Range Rover V8 Turbo
Volvo 850 T5 CD Estate

"Wait! We can't stop here, this is Bat Country"

 

or indulge in intermittent genocide.

 

The message <gscckf$c48$>

Hmmm. You should complain - all I can muster (in working order) is a
Nonda 250RS and a 1·5 kva sidevalve petrol generator...

Now if I got the Pungent 405 Diseasel Estate, the S2A Lard Roller with
the 3 litre Essex Engine and the B-EM R80 roadworthy, the figure might
look respectable...

 

Due to a recent shortage of round tuits I finally got around to starting
the fettle and drained the oil. Lots of little sparkly bits in the oil.
This is not looking good.

 

Look on the bright side, at least all the parts are still available. ;(

-

 

Got it open, so far it seems that the brokenoff bit of spring had
clattered around knocking tiny slivers off the inside of the case
but no serious damage to the gearbox. Next I need to open the clutch
cover on the other side to see whats happened in there, they share
the same oil with a fair sized passage between.

This is going to need very close examination of every part and carefull
cleaning. Crossing fingers and holding onto a hunk of wood might help.