Fukkit

Eh? Who said that? When I find my specs, you'll feel the end of my
stick.

 

When you find your specs, you'll see that you don't want him to feel the end
of your stick.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Bear

http://www.ee.ryerson.ca/~elf/abacus/abacus-contest.html

<Wanders away, whistling innocently>

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

I have already made the greatest contribution to the fight against climate
change that I can make: I have decided not to breed. Now quit bugging me and
go and talk to the Catholics.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Bear

I refer the Dishonourable Ursine to the irrelevance I posted up ^^^
there, and ask him to consider the provenance of the quote in my
signature.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

I have already made the greatest contribution to the fight against climate
change that I can make: I have decided not to breed. Now quit bugging me and
go and talk to the Catholics.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Bear

I have reconsidered, and fired my advisor.

I shall probably apologise obliquely in about a week, when the fuss has
nearly blown over.

I meant, of course, "disreputable".

If I had the foggiest idea what you're wibbling on about, I should
almost certainly respond in the affirmative.

Anyway, to return to the core of the matter: old Brit bikes are
indubitably shit, but some of us don't really care.

And abacuseseseses are faster than Excel, have a better UI and don't
fall over with a cheery "I've fucked up, and lost your entire morning's
work. Click OK!".

And they don't run on a cunting Mac. I rest my case!

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

I have already made the greatest contribution to the fight against climate
change that I can make: I have decided not to breed. Now quit bugging me and
go and talk to the Catholics.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Bear

OIC!

****, yes. Fill your boots. Buy more vehicles with unfeasibly large
engines and drive them like there's no tomorrow. You can do no more
environmental damage then a tofu-chewing vegan who knits his own bicycle
and farts pure oxygen, just so long as he makes the fatal mistake of
knocking his burd up.

At that point, he's lost the argument.

Fortunately, very few of those who propose that we should all return to
the caves to die from hypothermia are smart enough to figure
contraception out. So those of us that are basically bulletproof.

And your point is? (I return - once again - to the "some of us don't
care" argument).

You have been born into the generation that can enjoy ZX10Rs, *and*
afford to insure them. Rejoice!

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

I have already made the greatest contribution to the fight against climate
change that I can make: I have decided not to breed. Now quit bugging me and
go and talk to the Catholics.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Bear

In the same sense that you should stop smoking, I absolutely agree,

<continues earlier wander, still whistling>

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

I have already made the greatest contribution to the fight against climate
change that I can make: I have decided not to breed. Now quit bugging me and
go and talk to the Catholics.

 

This sounds like fun. Can I join this club too.

I've already got 5 bikes with <sums> 762 bhp between them.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Champ

You're a Charter Life Member.

Good, good, but there's surely room for one more? Come on m'sieur. It is
only waffer thin...

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

I have already made the greatest contribution to the fight against climate
change that I can make: I have decided not to breed. Now quit bugging me and
go and talk to the Catholics.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Bear

Oh.

I was always a bit shit at this "debating" thing.

Oh well. If you keep your Capstan Full Strength, can I keep my Norton?

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

I have already made the greatest contribution to the fight against climate
change that I can make: I have decided not to breed. Now quit bugging me and
go and talk to the Catholics.

 

Colour me dim here, but how did "no breeding, thank you very much, but
practising is fine" segue into large-engined vehicles?

Not, of course, that I'm of the "I'm glad it took first time so need
to go through that sordid business again" school of thought.

 

4 bikes totalling about a tenth of that.

 

The message <>

Ask yourself: where does a huge, throbbing much-fiddled-with thing fit
about the person?

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Colin Irvine

See .sig.

Once my corpse finishes rotting, my CO2 emissions are over. For ever.

Those who choose to breed ensure that their contribution will continue
indefinitely.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

I have already made the greatest contribution to the fight against climate
change that I can make: I have decided not to breed. Now quit bugging me and
go and talk to the Catholics.

 

heh.

Actually, I've just worked out that if I add my car in too, it comes
to just 7bhp shy of 1000. I really ought to do something about that.

 

Nitrous?

 

Is it time for that particular willy-waving thread again already?

 

It's *always* time!

Anyway, two of the bikes (and therefore 286bhp) have to go soon, so
this might be my only shot at breaking the 1000bhp barrier.

 

Did you include the van?

--
Krusty

'03 Tiger 955i
'02 MV Senna (for sale) '96 Tiger (for sale)
'79 Fantic Hiro 250 (for sale) '81 Corvette (for sale)

 

Still 3bhp short, I reckon.