FS ZZR1100 C1 1991 blue / black

Hi all,

Re advertising due to a time waster not turning up from Norwich:

14800 miles, excellent condition except for slightly untidy tank which has
been replaced with on from a breakers due to rust damage where the bike was
sat in my garage for a couple of years. £150 will sort the tank out with a
respray and you'll have a very tidy machine!! (it has always been garaged)

Bike is unmodified in anyway, has 10 months mot and 5 months tax, 2 owners
from new, it is currently running beautifully. I've just spent £800 odd £'s
putting it back on the road including carb cleanup, 2 new tyres and battery
and the new tank

Low price of £1750 to allow for the respray cost on the tank

Location - Chiswick, West London

email _this_spamtrap


Put "FOR SALE" or "FS" in the subject line
a.. Where you are (or at least where the bike is). State the town or
county. Just saying "south east" isn't much help
b.. What make, model and year of manufacture
c.. State if it's an import
d.. Mileage
e.. Any modifications / accessories
f.. Tax/MOT
g.. Colour
h.. Garaged or not (optional)
i.. No of owners (optional)
j.. Asking price (Warning - if you're being too much of an optimist,
TOG'll be down on you like a ton of bricks)
k.. e-mail address (we don't recommend you give out your phone number on
the newsgroup)

 

There's another lesson to read my posts before hitting the send button,
sorry about the posting notes guys!

Paul

 

*snort*

 

at least it showed he went and read the FAQ before he reposted.

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Adie
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<fx: Taps calendar>

 

I reckon he got Flash to post nearby, just to make this ad look good,
the scamming fucker.

I'm willing to bet 30k that PaulG's Nigerian.

 

There's a good 24 hours to go yet....

 

"having sex close to the due date can trigger labor due to the fact
that sperm contains prostaglandin"

Get shagging man.

 

"Its a bouncing baby boy Mr HooDoo, he's fine apart from he appears to
have been poked in the eye somehow".

 

Errr... wouldn't it be better to shag my wife?

 

Depends if you are trying to induce labour or just having a bit of
fun. I got so fed up with waiting for the second one we tried
everything. Is it here yet? And when it arrives CIHACM?

 

Inducing labour would always be a by-product ...

I'll suggest that, ta.

Still not here. Waters still unparted ...

You CHAG for a whole weekend if you like. Or perhaps you'd like to do
a full week in Feb. while we go skiing....

 

And how *was* the centrifuge madam?


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Nidge
ZX6R J2 Stunning in zit yellow. KX 125 MX 'I'm snot green -fly ME'. A few
bits of CB500S in Norwegian Parrot blue. BOTAFOT#63 BOMB#5

'Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand'.
Homer (Simpson).

 

According to himself it doesn't need depositing at the cervix, a blow
job to introduce the prostaglandin into the system will suffice.

Poke with a sharp stick.

5 minute cuddle complete with gooey broody noises was more what I had
in mind.

Hah. I couldn't get anyone to have the evil brats when they were small
and puking so the answer is no.

The first time I went out after having eldest I got mugged on the way
home and had to sit in police station for a couple of hours with ever
expanding leaking breasts.

 

Invigorating. Though the lion taming followed by trampoling was most
effective.