FS - ZX6R

<stands on box, high-fives Simes>

Result!

 

Divvent worry aboot that, son. There'll always be plenty of twats on
two wheels out there for you to play with - more every year. Just
think: every one who jacks it leaves you a little bit more road space
to use ...

 

Ooops.

Under the thumb, is he?

Are these the Ninjas that you could pick up for £4995 last winter?

 

So why mention the wedding at all then?

 

Lou wrote

And just how intelligent is that? Up the scale from smallpox but down a
bit on yeast?

 

Lou says...

^^

Really?

 

Nope, the Ninja's you have to pay £4695 for now.

Tough anyway, sold for asking price so **** youse lot.

 

I don't want to buy a bike. (Well, specifically, I don't want to buy
your boy's shitty Kwacker.) You can't stop me responding, though.

 

Yeah, cos we were so bothered about missing out on bike of the
century.

 

This was the bit that got me. As Lozzo said, he posts a topic for
discussion, in a discussion forum, then starts throwing his rattle
when not all of the discussion goes exctly the way HE wants it to go.
Bit of a twat, really.

 

Still, passes a few minutes for the rest of us.

 

Colin Irvine <> struggled to ejaculate:

[Lou]

<sound of hammer/nail head interface>

And a rude twat at that.

 

You ought to be careful - the old boy might repossess his kidney if
you upset him. Where would you be then, eh? In a bath full of ice,
that's where you'd end up.

 

Ben Blaney says...

I like blokes like Lou, they help me practise my insults. I aspire to
being as subtly insulting as Burnt or Paul Corfield, with a touch of
TOG's raspy edged put-downs.

 

One of the few downsides of getting older, old chap. I'd be grateful
if you'd let the matter drop.

 

Colin Irvine says...

ROFL

 

<g> AOL

 

Eh?

 

Paul Corfield says...

Don't play Mr-bloody-innocent with me. You have a charming way of
insulting people. You do it so subtly that you probably don't even
realise you're doing it half the time.

 

I'm not doing the Mr Innocent routine. I can't think of an instance
where I've been subtly insulting as I don't set out to do this on here.
Obviously, as you suggest, my words are read by others in a completely
different way to that which I intended.

There are very few people that I'd wish to insult anyway - I have few
enough friends as it is.