FS: Not *allowed* to do a track day on Sun

FS = "For Sympathy"

I was all ready to join this Sunday's event at EC but nooooo siree, my
wife's work has a BBQ on that I *must* attend. Noooo problem, says I - I'll
do the morning session and be at Lane Cove on time (at the house of her
boss). Absolutley not. And she didst speak and verily it has been decreed
that I am to be the 'handy man' on deck to assemble all the pre-fab chairs
and tables for said party. I'm not even allowed an appeal.

So while those of you (who have understanding partners) are posting 1m35s
laps with big grins under your helmets, spare a thought for moi who will be
slaving under the watchful eye of his cruel and evil dictator Imelda
assembling Ikea furniture.



Cheers,
Dave ZZR600 => ST2 (stolen) => '03 XX

 

has she been told that she has become the designated driver so
that you drown you sorrows and consume way in excess the
required amount of beer

 

Mate, I'll throw that one at her ladyship...

Actually, the husband of one of her colleagues manages a large bottle shop
and always turns up with (as you put it) way in excess the required amount.
When Sandy and I get together at these things, apparently we are not great
news to most of the other party goers - which to us is astounding. In our
view, we are the life and soul of the party and couldn't be funnier!

Cheers,
Dave

 

Seems perfectly fair to me. ;-)

regards,
CrazyCam

 

Give us the address and we'll make sure that the party doesn't last very
long.

What a shame! We've run out of beer.

 

So I'm to remain single?

 

I might be able to go you one better on the 'For Sympathy' stakes - I have
to go do family things in the morning while SHE participates in the track
day. I am on orders to turn up in the afternoon with video camera.

*grumble*

Manning

 

Holy shit. That's too bad mate - group hug.... "Hi, my name is
David(/Manning/Eric/Wock etc...) and I'm a henpecked man...."

In all honesty, I wasn't expecting too much sympathy but at least now I know
there exists someone in a worse predicament than yours truly.

Cheers,
Dave ZZR600 => ST2 (stolen) => '03 XX

 

Call *that* support, eh? No more chocolate coated sisters for you Cam!

Cheers,
Dave ZZR600 => ST2 (stolen) => '03 XX

 

Actually, with my old mate Sandy supplying the grog, you can be assured that
it would take a superhuman effort to clean this one out. Whooo-hooo! hic'

Big guy - the address is.... blah blah... hehe Anyway, won't you be
loitering around the track with your long lens (and your camera gear)
snapping away at all the young, vulnerable chickies on their Ls?? Dirty
bastard. (Email me the pics, k?)

Cheers,
Dave ZZR600 => ST2 (stolen) => '03 XX

 

Depends - if you're a great cook and don't mind cleaning the bathroom
(assuming you feel it needs cleaning) - then it's a toss-up (no jokes pls).
I created for my wife a white-goods palace and still I'm not given freedom
of choice in life!

Cheers,
Dave ZZR600 => ST2 (stolen) => '03 XX

 

Jeeze mate you need to shorter the chain and keep her in the kitchen, while
your doing that take back your pants...

simple solution, be back soon honey, just going to get an onion from the
shop ill take the bike.. broom, a few hours later come back with a nice
onion (you brought the day before) and say you got lost or couldn't work out
what brown and red ones are.

they will say your an idiot and stupid but you got your track day..

cheers
Natters the man with a womans hand around his balls.

 

Ah well - I just look on the bright side - I have a wife who thinks it's
perfectly reasonable to buy a new bike every year, but regards people who
spend more than $1000 on furniture as extravagant.

Manning

 

Worth risking divorce for?

 

Ride motorcylce and hang out with loose females , or marriage and
responsibility , hard decision .

 

I think you're all missing out on the true secret of achieving male
marital/defacto bliss. Don't wait to be asked - volunteer to do anything and
everything around the house. Then do such a bad job that she nevers lets you
near that particular job ever again.

Some examples - offer to do the shopping, and then come home with four large
boxes of Weetbix, a can of Stagg Chilli and a hammer. Offer to clean the
bathroom, and then a) clean the mirrors with a rag carefully soaked in
melted margarine, 2) put 5 litres of a hot water/chlorine mix into the
toilet and 3) use a pressure hose to clear the grime out of the tiles.
Remember to appear earnest and caring at all times.

I'm sure you can think of more, but these have all stood me in good stead so
far.

Manning

 

I believe it is called priorities.
Unfortunately i dont have them either.

Mike.S

 

thatsa boy :_)

 

Natters the man with a womans hand around his balls.
In some circumstances that is a good thing, yes?

Mike.S

 

Loose females? Haven't seen any of those around aus.moto!


Gallant BTH