FS: Kawasaki Eliminator BN 125

http://s48.photobucket.com/albums/f202/caneukrm/?action=view&current=bn125.jpg

Registered 06
Taxed til June 08
1000 miles
Garaged
Immaculate
Rubery (South West of Birmingham - near Bromsgrove)
£offers

 

What's this? Cane's Used Bike Sales open day?

Do you do SOR with 10% commission?

 

This is Soo's bike. She passed and needs something bigger.

The CBR belongs to a mate of my drummer.

 

WTF is Soo?

 

A lurker.

 

So sell her the CBR and make yourself a bit of commission from both
ends, so to speak - and hang on to the 125 for next time oggers does
something stupid (shouldn't have long to wait, let's face it).

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Cane

Does anyone else find it curiously appropriate that Kawasaki called a
learner-bike "Eliminator"?

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (Fallen apart) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Honda ST1100 wiv trailer Norton 850 Commando
Kawasaki GTR1400

 

In more ways than one, depending how tight the pucker muscle is.

 

It was part of a planned range, but the rest of the range was dropped
after focus groups responded poorly to the other models; the 250cc
(the Pulveriser), the 600cc (the Obliterator), the 1000cc (the
Predeceasor) and the full-dress 1200cc tourer (the Oh my god, where
did he come from? Honest, officer, he just came out of nowhere, there
was nothing I could do to avoid him! Oh Jesus, look at him! The poor
fucker never had a chance).

Test markets, however, loved the 750cc Spine-fucker and it's now
America's biggest selling mid-range Kwak.

 

I know - has she decided what to replace it with?

I didn't know that, but I guessed you weren't picking bikes at random
from biketrader..

 

She could have bought one of those Suzuki Anal-intruders.

 

Auditioning as Sooty, are you?

 

You'll have to explain, English not being my first language and all
that.

 

Look in the mirror, StandinginthesunBoy.

 

Spoken to her about the CBR and she's keen as mustard.

 

Half your commission then, CapitalistBossBloke.

 

http://s48.photobucket.com/albums/f202/caneukrm/?action=view&current=bn125.jpg

Registered 06
Taxed til June 08
1000 miles
Garaged
Immaculate
Rubery
^^^^^

I read that as "rubbery" and thought "It *should* be rubbery if it's
imaculate.

I'll **** off for a fag then.


--
Beav

VN 750
Zed 1000
OMF# 19

 

That would be the ideal bike for her actually. It's a perfect example
and well priced.